[tomkow6]

Good morning, Tonk! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

Good Morning, TROOPS!

[Soaring Feather]

Good Morning tomkow, all.

[HiJinx]

Maybe you should visit Texas A&M.
They know how to stay warm down there!

[redhead]

Hi, all, and good morning troops! Finally reporting in from Sunny California, where the magnolias and camellias are blooming, people are in the water at Seal Beach, and we have to leave the windows open all day...

I've been here in CA helping my youngest and his wife with a brand new baby, Daniel James Pavek, who made his appearance on the 11th of this month. I'm about to head for home, and will be back in chilly Minnesota on the 24th. I haven't had much time for geeking and following the threads, but I have thought about you all a lot while I've been here. I've missed my daily Canteen fix (sometimes I get a chance to log on and lurk for a while, but I FORGOT how busy a two-year-old can keep an old lady!), and will be glad to get back to my STUFF and my routine. (Did I mention how much I miss Mr. Redhead?) Thank God for our wonderful troops!

Dear Troops: We are so proud of you all. Thank you for doing what you do. Thank you for serving so proudly. And thank you most of all for putting your lives on the line for those of us who wait at home. You are not forgotten. You are all in our prayers every day. God bless you all, and bring you home safely victorious. Amen...

[Radix]

HERE ARE SOME WITTY COMMENTS TO USE DURING A COLONOSCOPY

"Take it easy, Doc -- you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"Oh, boy! That was sphincteriffic!"

"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

"You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey..."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

[snippy_about_it]

Hello all, I'm home from work. I like the mission statement Tonk and your right, we have to fight the fight here at home, too.


Time to catch up on this thread...

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