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DFU SONG: Young Girl (Scott, say it isn't so)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 1-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 01/19/2003 10:43:24 AM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - YOUNG GIRL

Young girl...hi, my name is Scott
I used to be an inspector, I'm hot
What do you say…would you like to play

Yes, I just love younger girls…that I meet on the Internet
If you will take a chance, I promise you a real good time
It will be one you won't forget

Whoa, oh, oh...young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destruction

Some people think that I'm looney
I guess because I act that way
Give me a break…I'm just a guy who has his needs
Let's rendezvous and do the deed

Whoa, oh, oh...young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destruction

(short musical break)

Please do not tell your parents
Or share our secret with the police
'Cause I'm afraid that they won't understand…won't understand
And I would never be released

Whoa, oh, oh...young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destruction

Young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destruction


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: iraq; lostit; napalminthemorning; newwhackjobpal; nutcase; treason; whathappened; wot

1 posted on 01/19/2003 10:43:24 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: TLBSHOW
I thought you might want to be pinged.
2 posted on 01/19/2003 10:43:51 AM PST by doug from upland (May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)
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3 posted on 01/19/2003 10:44:59 AM PST by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: doug from upland
Another workable one would be that old Maurice Chevalier song...."Thanks heaven for little girls"
4 posted on 01/19/2003 10:46:58 AM PST by ErnBatavia ((Bumperootus!))
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To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
HELLO, PING LIST...here's the story link
5 posted on 01/19/2003 10:47:55 AM PST by doug from upland (May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)
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To: ErnBatavia
That was a consideration. Also, GO AWAY LITTLE GIRL and YOU'RE 16, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, AND YOU'RE MINE.
6 posted on 01/19/2003 10:49:01 AM PST by doug from upland (May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)
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To: doug from upland
LOL! I wonder if we shall see Scott again?
7 posted on 01/19/2003 10:50:03 AM PST by Howlin (It's yet ANOTHER good day to be a Republican!)
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To: Howlin
Are you 15? If so, you might have a shot at seeing him. :)

How much fun do you think evil right wing talk radio is going to have with this on Monday? I can't wait.

8 posted on 01/19/2003 10:57:47 AM PST by doug from upland (May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)
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Hey, RATS, after 8 years of personal destruction, leaking FBI files, threatening children (Kathleen Willey), killing cats, slashing tires, intimidating witnesses, false affidavits......after 8 years of that, I can't wait to hear you whining that we are attacking the messenger. Let's hear it.
9 posted on 01/19/2003 11:00:41 AM PST by doug from upland (May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)
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To: doug from upland
Young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destruction

A statutory song for scottie. Too bad Hillary's burial of the arrest has come undone.

10 posted on 01/19/2003 11:02:13 AM PST by BOBTHENAILER (I love the smell of self-destructing traitors in the morning)
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To: BOBTHENAILER
Hillary's burial of the arrest? Did I miss that?
11 posted on 01/19/2003 11:09:12 AM PST by doug from upland (May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)
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To: doug from upland
Hillary's burial of the arrest? Did I miss that?

No, it's merely my speculation (post #47 from original thread.)

12 posted on 01/19/2003 11:35:27 AM PST by BOBTHENAILER (I love the smell of self-destructing traitors in the morning)
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To: BOBTHENAILER
Okay.
13 posted on 01/19/2003 11:42:24 AM PST by doug from upland (May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)
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To: doug from upland
Try my weapon of mass destruction

Oh Doug boy, you am too funny.

14 posted on 01/19/2003 11:48:32 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (®)
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To: doug from upland
Thanks for the ping and link to the story! As always appreciate your humor and talent!
15 posted on 01/20/2003 12:16:20 PM PST by dutchess (Doug from Upland is the best)
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