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DFU SONG: Young Girl (Scott, say it isn't so)
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 1-2003
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 01/19/2003 10:43:24 AM PST by doug from upland
MIDI - YOUNG GIRL
Young girl...hi, my name is Scott
I used to be an inspector, I'm hot
What do you say
would you like to play
Yes, I just love younger girls
that I meet on the Internet
If you will take a chance, I promise you a real good time
It will be one you won't forget
Whoa, oh, oh...young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destruction
Some people think that I'm looney
I guess because I act that way
Give me a break
I'm just a guy who has his needs
Let's rendezvous and do the deed
Whoa, oh, oh...young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destruction
(short musical break)
Please do not tell your parents
Or share our secret with the police
'Cause I'm afraid that they won't understand
won't understand
And I would never be released
Whoa, oh, oh...young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destruction
Young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destruction
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: iraq; lostit; napalminthemorning; newwhackjobpal; nutcase; treason; whathappened; wot
To: TLBSHOW
I thought you might want to be pinged.
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posted on
01/19/2003 10:43:51 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)
To: All
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posted on
01/19/2003 10:44:59 AM PST
by
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To: doug from upland
Another workable one would be that old Maurice Chevalier song...."Thanks heaven for little girls"
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posted on
01/19/2003 10:46:58 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
((Bumperootus!))
To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
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posted on
01/19/2003 10:47:55 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)
To: ErnBatavia
That was a consideration. Also, GO AWAY LITTLE GIRL and YOU'RE 16, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, AND YOU'RE MINE.
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posted on
01/19/2003 10:49:01 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)
To: doug from upland
LOL! I wonder if we shall see Scott again?
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posted on
01/19/2003 10:50:03 AM PST
by
Howlin
(It's yet ANOTHER good day to be a Republican!)
To: Howlin
Are you 15? If so, you might have a shot at seeing him. :)
How much fun do you think evil right wing talk radio is going to have with this on Monday? I can't wait.
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posted on
01/19/2003 10:57:47 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)
To: All
Hey, RATS, after 8 years of personal destruction, leaking FBI files, threatening children (Kathleen Willey), killing cats, slashing tires, intimidating witnesses, false affidavits......after 8 years of that, I can't wait to hear you whining that we are attacking the messenger. Let's hear it.
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posted on
01/19/2003 11:00:41 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)
To: doug from upland
Young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destructionA statutory song for scottie. Too bad Hillary's burial of the arrest has come undone.
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posted on
01/19/2003 11:02:13 AM PST
by
BOBTHENAILER
(I love the smell of self-destructing traitors in the morning)
To: BOBTHENAILER
Hillary's burial of the arrest? Did I miss that?
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posted on
01/19/2003 11:09:12 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)
To: doug from upland
Hillary's burial of the arrest? Did I miss that?No, it's merely my speculation (post #47 from original thread.)
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posted on
01/19/2003 11:35:27 AM PST
by
BOBTHENAILER
(I love the smell of self-destructing traitors in the morning)
To: BOBTHENAILER
Okay.
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posted on
01/19/2003 11:42:24 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)
To: doug from upland
Try my weapon of mass destruction Oh Doug boy, you am too funny.
To: doug from upland
Thanks for the ping and link to the story! As always appreciate your humor and talent!
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posted on
01/20/2003 12:16:20 PM PST
by
dutchess
(Doug from Upland is the best)
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