[LadyShallott]

I don't often post here as my husband, chance33_98, is logged in and I use his handle. This one is from me though :)

[guitfiddlist]

..when he won't come to dinner until all the "New Posts To You" have been answered, argued and re-argued, until late into the early morning hours.

[Happygal]

You know you are DATING a Freeper when he calls you (or text messages you) when you are out clubbing with your girlfriends to tell you the latest breaking news! :-)

[Ann Archy]

Brilliant!!!

May I add to this??

They know "who" and "What" a clymer is.

They have forgotten the real way to spell Whorealdo.

[EternalVigilance]

You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

....you have to do a 'Search' to find out where they are at!

[bird humming]

Every day I say to spouse: "I just read this article about BLAHBLAH & it said BLAHBLAH." I never read newspapers. He knows the article was on FR. My Newspaper of Record. :)

[Revolting cat!]

He corrects the spelling on his childrens' homework from "Hitler" to "Hitlery"!

[gitmo]

You know you're a Freeper when ...

Your boss reads your report and asks what </sarcasm> means.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

...he quotes part of everything you say when replying to you.

...when you're fighting, and he tries to say something nasty, it comes out 'Comment removed by moderator'.

...in restaurants, after the chocolate mousse is described by the waiter, he asks if it comes with cheese.

[Brytani]

I told my husband last night I needed to talk to him that it was "series" he cracked up laughing.

Nothing like two member Freeper households.

[NWOhioGirl7O7]

Great post.(and I am "busted" too! ha ha)

I take my year and a half old grandson to my stand up poster of Pres Bush, and am teaching him to say, " I love George Bush."

ps...my 8x10 of Pres Bush is in my bedroom!

*salute!*

[Katya]

Your spouse calls you with a "turn Rush on now" alert, and you don't understand the fuss, because it's already old news.

It's 12:05 PM Eastern Standard time, do you know where your spouse is?
Attempting to finish reading all of the next days news that Kattracks and John Huang II are fighting to post first.

[perfect stranger]

[Uncle George]

You know he's a FREEPER when he first sees the morning news he says "THEY JUST DON'T GET IT YET".

[ladyinred]

LOL! I must say some of your list rings true to me! Have you been peeking? :-)

[MinuteGal]

The husband is never in the dog house any more, he's been BANNED!

Leni

[Xenalyte]

You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

. . . your chick's name starts with some variation of "Xen."

[chance33_98]

Ping, thought you might like this!

[chance33_98]

Ping for fun!

[Marie Antoinette]

Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk

Is this BAD???? LOL! Ping for the spouses :-)

[TigersEye]

In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.

Thirty!!! ... Honey!

KISSES HUGS KISSES