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Why Men Are So Damn Cool!!!!
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Posted on 01/18/2003 5:47:15 PM PST by Boot Hill
Why Men are so Damn Cool:
- Your rear end is never a factor in a job interview.
- Your orgasms are real. Always.
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is all yours.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
- Same work .. more pay.
- Wrinkles-add character.
- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
- Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
- One mood, ALL the damn time.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
- You can open all your own jars.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
- No maxi-pads.
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
- The world is your urinal.
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To: XLurk
Are you a male or female? Just curious.
To: Boot Hill
"No maxi-pads." And they don't have to deal with "wings" either! lol.
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posted on
01/18/2003 6:11:12 PM PST
by
Chong
(Men ARE cool. Even if they don't know how to answer our question "What are you thinking about?")
To: Chad Fairbanks
And we can write our names in the snow... THAT is the best part...Of course, it's more impressive if you use a fancy font.
Regards,
southernnorthcarolina
To: Boot Hill
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Not if you're left handed.
Lefties NEVER get the hang of it.
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posted on
01/18/2003 6:15:58 PM PST
by
ricpic
To: Grut
To: southernnorthcarolina
Well, let's just say large block letters and leave it at that, shall we? ;0)
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posted on
01/18/2003 6:17:20 PM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.)
To: Boot Hill
Fun post.
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posted on
01/18/2003 6:22:01 PM PST
by
BenR2
((How do you do the tag-line thing, again?))
To: Wolverine
*rotf* @ "Don't expect to master this skill on your first attempt."
To: southernnorthcarolina; Chad Fairbanks
"And we can write our names in the snow... THAT is the best part..." Well...not always. I once did that at 30º. The pain was indescribable!
--Boot
To: Chong
"No maxi-pads." As long as you don't count old men with hemorrhoids!
--Boot
To: Boot Hill
Just a question why don't men wax anyway? I think they ought to just try it once and see what they think!
To: Boot Hill
I am a a man.
I am cool.
Therefore men are cool.
Jeez.
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posted on
01/18/2003 6:34:27 PM PST
by
calljack
To: Wolverine
To: Boot Hill
these are FUNNY! thanks for posting.
To: Boot Hill
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
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posted on
01/18/2003 6:46:26 PM PST
by
Roscoe
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; AntiGuv; dubyaismypresident; Grani; ...
Damn right!
"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....
If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
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posted on
01/18/2003 6:52:42 PM PST
by
mhking
To: cajungirl
cajungirl asks: "
Just a question why don't men wax anyway? I think they ought to just try it once and see what they think!"
Good point. I never understood that particular fetish. Maybe it's my age.
--Boot
To: Roscoe
LOL, you're right!
--Boot
To: Boot Hill
No # 1 reason why women are cooler:
Can get laid whenver they want to!
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posted on
01/18/2003 6:57:17 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Someone left the cake out in the rain I dont think that I can take it coz it took so long to bake it)
To: XLurk
PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS BRAINLESS B*&$~&^&T. I like it and think its funny. Who made you a moderator. Soak it in cider buddy.
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