[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten
together to discuss some important issues. About
midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the
farmers stood up and spoke her piece.

When she was done, one of the old farmers stood up
and said, "What does she know about anything? I would
like to ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has?"

Quick as a flash, the woman replied, "Take off your
boots sir, and count them yourself!"

[tomkow6]

Chicagoland weather:

Current Conditions:
As reported at KORD, O'Hare Arpt..
Last update Fri 17 Jan 2003 4:56 AM CST.

Temp: 11°F Feels Like (wind chill index): -6°F
UV Index: 0 Minimal
Wind: From the NNW at 18 mph
Humidity: 52 %
Visibility: unlimited
Barometer: 30.21 inches and Rising


Today's Forecast Fri 17 Jan 2003:
Partly Cloudy
Low 11°F
High 22°F

[Kathy in Alaska]

A few elbow jabs will warm you up! In Heonggye county, South Korea, commandos practice hand-to-hand combat and look forward to the day their unit will be able to afford shirts.

[LaDivaLoca]

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both
women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As
they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The
stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman
in the passenger seat thought to herself, I must be losing
it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.

After a few more minutes, they came to another
intersection, the light was red, and again they went right
through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the
light had been red, but was also concerned that she might
be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to
pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure
enough, the light was definitely red and they went right
through it.

She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you
know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You
could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and cried, "Holy Crap! Am I driving?"