[LaDivaLoca]

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both
women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As
they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The
stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman
in the passenger seat thought to herself, I must be losing
it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.

After a few more minutes, they came to another
intersection, the light was red, and again they went right
through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the
light had been red, but was also concerned that she might
be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to
pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure
enough, the light was definitely red and they went right
through it.

She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you
know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You
could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and cried, "Holy Crap! Am I driving?"

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]