BREAKING NEWS: Authorities refuse to confirm or deny that an elaborate system of underground tunnels has been discovered in a Lubbock park near the site of the theft.
Homeland Security has dispatched a security team to assess the situation.
To: Diddle E. Squat; maxwell
ROFL !
62 posted on
01/15/2003 11:05:00 AM PST by
MeekOneGOP
(Just for grins: http://muffin.eggheads.org/images/funny/dogsmile.jpg)
To: Diddle E. Squat
Shortly after the FBI released an all points bulletin for information on this suspect in the plague theft
a Pakistani barber claimed that it was actually a picture of himself.
To: Diddle E. Squat
That looks like Bill Richardson, although a bit thinner....
71 posted on
01/15/2003 11:17:42 AM PST by
azhenfud
To: Diddle E. Squat
One does not have to break into a lab to steal Bubonic plague. Just go to the Sierra mountains in the summer. Shoot some ground squirrels and run some cultures on their blood. Eventually, you will culture out a virulent Bubonic plague culture.
127 posted on
01/15/2003 12:21:08 PM PST by
Grampa Dave
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