Posted on 01/13/2003 10:28:28 AM PST by Free ThinkerNY
Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff
Monday, Jan. 13, 2003
Add Streisand, Paltrow, Diaz, Chase to List of Anti-SUV Hypocrites
Norman Lear, Arianna Huffington and Sen. John Kerry aren't the only anti-SUV hypocrites. Add Barbra Streisand, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz and Chevy Chase to the growing list.
Tinseltown's anti-choice left is certainly making an ass of itself this time. "Many of the Hollywood celebrities behind the new campaign against gas-guzzling SUVs are hypocrites who consume huge quantities of fossil fuels in their stretch limos, Gulfstream jets and oversized Beverly Hills mansions," the New York Post's cheeky Page Six column noted today.
Paltrow's latest role: appearing in ads for Lear's Enviromental Media Association accusing SUV owners of supporting terrorism. "But some of Paltrow's neighbors find her to be an odd choice for an anti-SUV poster girl," the Post noted.
"She drives a Mercedes-Benz SUV," revealed one of Paltrow's neighbors in Manhattan's West Village. "Not only does she drive an SUV, she selfishly parks it on the sidewalk in our neighborhood."
Paltrow's mouthpiece refused to respond.
Long-ago star Chase claims to be a big supporter of Lear's group, but that doesn't stop him from tooling around Westchester County in his big fat SUV.
"They keep it in the back, and it's very rarely used," Chase's flack, Alan Eichorn, told Page Six. "They only use it when they have to attach the horse trailer or when they're carrying a lot of kids."
Oh? What about all the ecological damage that "environmentalists" claim horses cause? And how many vehicles do Chase and his wife have?
At least three. Eichorn bragged that the "extremely enviromentally conscious" Chase and his wife have two of Toyota's Prius hybrid cars, in addition to their SUV and who knows what else.
"They hate having the SUV, and they're going to get rid of it as soon as the carmakers come out with a hybrid version," Eichorn said.
Get rid of it? How environmentally insensitive. Do Hollywood's left-wing thought police suggest cramming our precious landfills with vehicles that still work? Where exactly do these people think all that metal, plastic, rubber and glass came from? (Hint: Think Mother Earth.)
That brings to mind a recent interview with Cameron Diaz, in which she bragged of ignoring her garage full of cars in favor of her new Prius. When Diaz isn't doffing her duds in such awful movies as "The Sweetest Thing," she makes use of the photo opportunities at La-La Land's luxurious "environmental" fund-raisers. Exactly how many cars does one starlet need?
And then there's Babs.
"Barbra Streisand, meanwhile, never seems to tire of telling other people how to live, but the world would be a pretty smog-filled place if the rest of us lived like her," Page Six observed. "As The Post reported recently, Streisand and her hubby James Brolin have SUVs."
Babs' P.R. hack claims that Mrs. and Mr. Streisand also plan to buy a Prius. Just one new toy in the overflowing playpen of those infantile but materialistic Hollywood hypocrites.
I can see a great new ad campaign:
"You don't even need to drive it! Just keep one in the garage to assuage your slight tinge of guilt."
Those stars who want to help the environment could buy an electric Toyota RAV4 or a Volvo bi-fuel which runs on gasoline and liquified natural gas. They could buy an electric Ford Ranger. They could buy the new Honda Civic hybrid. If they bought a 2003 Accord with standard 4-cylinder and ran it with ChevronTexaco low-sulfur fuel, what would come out the tailpipe would be cleaner than the ambient air. With their money, they could modify any vehicle to run on clean-burning natural gas.
Ed Begley Jr. is the only one in Hollywood who has the moral authority to speak on the subject. He has an electric vehicle and rides a bicycle.
Polidiots & Actors = losers who lie with a straight face.
For those not familiar with this document, it is so named as it is written in some sort of indecipherable code understood ONLY by a hunch-backed creature kept chained in the basement of the Capitol Building in Washington. The creature is brought forth during periodic tax legislation mark-up sessions to translate already virtually incomprehensible lawyerese into this totally incomprehensible code.
Howard apparently having retained the services of the creature for purposes of translation disclosed that one of the reasons we see so many more 10,000 # gas-guzzling SUVs (with which I have no problem) on the roads is the tax code.
In what MAY be a classic case of unintended consequences (or an equally classic intended loophole for a specific class of citizen), it seems that business owners, professionals and some who buy one of a dozen or so of the specific vehicles listed in the code may write off the cost of same on his taxes. This, of course, permits those of us who drive those stupid little economical vehicles to subsidize their behemoths.
Originally INTENDED to give a tax break to (read that social engineer) farmers for certain large trucks needed in their businesses, this section of the code is apparently so badly and loosely written that it contains a loophole big enough to -- drive a subsidized SUV through. Seems that some of the creatures more alert brethren, aka tax attorneys) found that their non-farmer clients could hitch a ride at the expense of us dummies out there who cant or wont consort with these alien life forms.
So we have the spectacle of the government encouraging folks to car-pool knees on their chests -- in Yugos and use LESS petroleum based energy on one hand while encouraging the growing herd of street legal monster trucks on the other, from one of which, Ariana Huffnblow, Babs Streisand, Swineth Paltry, Chevy "Has Been" Chase, etc. may be screaming about subsidizing terrorists.
Clark wrapped the segment by saying that hed gotten hundreds of emails on the subject. Not from folks outraged at this further tax code idiocy. From folks asking how THEY could get THEIR FREE SUV! His advice? Spend an hour of clock time with your tax guy to make sure you cover your butt before driving through this particular loophole.
Anyone else think its long past time to drive a stake through the heart of the creature and his minions?
If you do, get everyone you know to visit http://www.votr.org to sign the petition found there.
Some members of the political ruling class may not be very bright and may be ethically challenged but THEY DO KNOW HOW TO COUNT! And when they feel the heat, they SEE THE LIGHT! And the heat in this case is millions of signatures from outraged citizens.
This broad doesn't even read MUSIC. What makes her think she can read a DRIVER'S MANUAL?
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