[dittomom]

"TOM FREEPIE CRUISE CONTEST" RULES

Contest opens January 14, 2003 and ends at midnight, January 28, 2003.

To be eligible, participants must submit two Tom Freepies at any time in the first week of the contest and two Tom Freepies at any time in the second week of the contest.

Contest begins NOW with this posting! Submit your first two Tom Freepies during the next seven days. Then two more in the next seven days.

Tom Freepies submitted must stick to the three topics listed: The Freeps Ahoy cruise, politics or foreign affairs. Entries must be one sentence only.

The Cruise Contest committee will be the final judge for adherence to the rules as posted.

At contest close, the committee will enter all screen names of qualified contestants into a pool. Our Freeper-in-Chief, Mr. Jim Robinson will select the winner in a blind drawing.

Winner will receive the prize of a free cabin for two on the Freeps Ahoy one-week cruise to the Caribbean sponsored by the Free Republic Network (FRN). Tax and port fees are included in the prize.

Winner is responsible for transportation to and from port plus personal expenses and tips on the cruise.

Prize is not transferable. If winner is unable to make the cruise, there'll be another drawing for a new winner. Winner must inform the cruise committee within one week of drawing if he/she is available for the event.

The following persons and their immediate family members are not eligible for the prize: Directors and officers of the Free Republic Network; the winner of previous cruise prize; members of the Cruise Contest Committee. All other contest participants who are registered Freepers PRIOR to midnight, January 13, 2003 may enter this contest.

Contestants must be 18 years of age or older.

The Cruise Contest committee will soley judge all entries for adherence to the topics and rules posted.

Any Freeper who has already signed up for the cruise and sent in a deposit is eligible to participate. The deposit will be refunded if he/she is the lucky winner.

Winner will be announced on this cruise thread as quickly as possible after the drawing for the prize. Void where prohibited.

"Good luck to all with your Tom Freepies", sez Dittomom charmingly.

Dittomom
Chair, Cruise Contest Committee

[Slip18]

Bump to the Tom Swifties, Dittomom.

[FBD]

Bump to the buffet, said Tom, hungrily.

[Physicist]

"Oh, Grand Cayman! I thought I was supposed to get top billing," said Larry, claimantly.

"This ship will soon leave the continent behind," said Mr. Norwalk, laxly.

[Rad_J]

"Bill Clinton is an evil little devil", said Monica hellaciously.

"It is little and bent", Paula dictated.

in case the one above is in bad taste, I will post another.

"Iraq has no weapons of mass destruction", said Sean explosively.

[sharktrager]

#1

"I'll see you on the back of the boat", said David sternly.

#2

"I'm afraid I expect a stagnant econom during the second quarter.", Alan Greenspan said flatly.

[CyberCowboy777]

We will restart our Nuclear power plant, North Korea said reactively

We do not support the University's admission quotas, President Bush said academically

[RaceBannon]

RaceBannon fastly said,"The Atkins diet worked for me".

"Bill Clinton Married My Sister", said Doctor Raoul devilishly.

"Bill Clinton: We have you surrounded! Drop the Cigar! Step away from the intern! And come out...with your pants...up!" said the DC Freepers arrestingly.

"Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham are foxes" RaceBannon slyly.

[RaceBannon]

RaceBannon fastly said,"The Atkins diet worked for me".

"Bill Clinton Married My Sister", said Doctor Raoul devilishly.

"Bill Clinton: We have you surrounded! Drop the Cigar! Step away from the intern! And come out...with your pants...up!" said the DC Freepers arrestingly.

"Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham are foxes" said RaceBannon slyly.

[dware]

"The time to attack Iraq is NOW!" Bush exclaimed strikingly
"You didn't win in '96, but you'll always be MY President" Liddy said dolefully.

[.45MAN]

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