Are you a Democrat? Take this test and find out!

The Political Vine (Georgia grass-roots GOP Newsletter) ^ | 1.3.03

[mhking]

Are You A Democrat? Take This Test To Find Out!

Wednesday, January 01, 2003

Virtually anyone can be a Democrat; just simply quit thinking and vote that way; but, if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some necessary prerequisites. Compare the list below and see how you rate:

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U. S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of the Chinese communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no "Art" before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial; but, being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from our cities do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians start wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

17. You have to believe that the only reason Socialism hasn't worked anywhere its been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

P. S. There really isn't anything very "democratic" about the Democrat Party. Think about that!

[SteveSenti]

That's why a prefer the term Demoncrat.

[Francohio]

Not a bad post at all.

One major omission: each of the points listed should be followed by thunderous applause. That's exactly what will happen when these points of the Democrat Party Platform are announced at their next convention in Boston.

In fact, large segments of the Democrat audience will repeat these Holy Doctrines as they are presented. Amen, my Democrat Brothers!

[groanup]

Good one but older than the hills. I've always liked it though.

[Kilborn]

No wonder I don't see any democrats in here...something stinks!

[Look_Closer]

21. You believe that Hillary Clinton should be the President of the United States in 2004.

If you, as a good Democrat, would like to show your support for Hillary and encourage her to run for President of the United States in 2004, please click the link below.

http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~kinho/youare.swf

[Slipjack]

Yes, it is old but it should be posted as often as possible and it should be passed along to all who will read it, plus it should be pasted on all Known DemocRATs Windshield!

[Mr. K]

I like this wording better:

You have to believe it is wrong to kill a convicted murderer, but right to kill an unborn child.

[Cobra64]

Have the folks over at DU seen this poll yet?

[taxcontrol]

Ummm, showing my ignorance here, but who are that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem?

[mhking]

Have the folks over at DU seen this poll yet?

I'm sure someone's shown 'em, but I ain't the one to be sullying myself going over there...

[LiteKeeper]

read later

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Are you a Liberal or a Conservative?

[Cobra64]

Me neither. I went there once and was amazed at how uninformed those morons are.

[mhking]

Are you a Liberal or a Conservative?

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[RichInOC]

Nope. Don't have to. I am a bad Republican.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

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[mhking]

I took that one long ago, and ended up solidly in the libertarian category. I still find myself with many libertarian (little "l") principles and leanings, but I refuse to do anything more with the LP. They've done their level best to tick me off and alienate me over the last year and a half or so.

As far as I'm concerned, they can stay right out there on the fringe.

[cdefreese]

Here a few more ... (Sorry, some will probably be repeats.)

• You hate Clinton jokes.
  
• You think trees have feelings and the fetus is a blob of protoplasm.
  
• You think a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority, while sex education, condom distribution, and multi-culturalism are values-neutral.
  
• You agonize over threats to the natural environment (acid rain, toxic waste) but are oblivious to threats to the social environment (pornography, promiscuity, and family dissolution).
  
• You pale at the execution of child killers, but defend the killing of unborn children as an expression of choice. You believe the National Rifle Association helps criminals, while the American Civil Liberties Union protects the innocent.
  
• Jesse Jackson makes sense to you.
  
• Barbra Streisand makes even more sense.
  
• You think Hillary is totally hot.
  
• You think deficits are caused by tax loopholes.
  
• You are convinced that proponents of welfare reform hate the poor and opponents of Affirmative Action hate minorities, but AIDS activists who bash the Pope and People for the American Way types who go psycho over Protestant "fundamentalism" are guardians of democracy.
  
• In your wedding vows, the "love, honor, and cherish" part was replaced with "legitimize, empower, and respect her reproductive freedom."
  
• You think marriage is obsolete...except for homosexuals.
  
• Instead of Cowboys and Indians, your children play "Barbaric Imperialists and Innocent Native Americans".
  
• You own something that says, "Gore for President, " and still display it.
  
• You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on, "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so..."
  
• You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."
  
• You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
  

[f.Christian]

You are a liberal...

if you believe a souless power/ego driven bureaucrat/bureauCRACY will help you---

govt science/schools/unions...

'social' engineers/engineering too!

DEVILCRATS...liberal---faux/mole 'conservatives' too!