[SteveSenti]

That's why a prefer the term Demoncrat.

[Francohio]

Not a bad post at all.

One major omission: each of the points listed should be followed by thunderous applause. That's exactly what will happen when these points of the Democrat Party Platform are announced at their next convention in Boston.

In fact, large segments of the Democrat audience will repeat these Holy Doctrines as they are presented. Amen, my Democrat Brothers!

[groanup]

Good one but older than the hills. I've always liked it though.

[Kilborn]

No wonder I don't see any democrats in here...something stinks!

[Look_Closer]

21. You believe that Hillary Clinton should be the President of the United States in 2004.

If you, as a good Democrat, would like to show your support for Hillary and encourage her to run for President of the United States in 2004, please click the link below.

http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~kinho/youare.swf

[Mr. K]

I like this wording better:

You have to believe it is wrong to kill a convicted murderer, but right to kill an unborn child.

[Cobra64]

Have the folks over at DU seen this poll yet?

[taxcontrol]

Ummm, showing my ignorance here, but who are that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem?

[LiteKeeper]

read later

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Are you a Liberal or a Conservative?

[RichInOC]

Nope. Don't have to. I am a bad Republican.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

World's Smallest Political Quiz

[cdefreese]

Here a few more ... (Sorry, some will probably be repeats.)

• You hate Clinton jokes.
  
• You think trees have feelings and the fetus is a blob of protoplasm.
  
• You think a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority, while sex education, condom distribution, and multi-culturalism are values-neutral.
  
• You agonize over threats to the natural environment (acid rain, toxic waste) but are oblivious to threats to the social environment (pornography, promiscuity, and family dissolution).
  
• You pale at the execution of child killers, but defend the killing of unborn children as an expression of choice. You believe the National Rifle Association helps criminals, while the American Civil Liberties Union protects the innocent.
  
• Jesse Jackson makes sense to you.
  
• Barbra Streisand makes even more sense.
  
• You think Hillary is totally hot.
  
• You think deficits are caused by tax loopholes.
  
• You are convinced that proponents of welfare reform hate the poor and opponents of Affirmative Action hate minorities, but AIDS activists who bash the Pope and People for the American Way types who go psycho over Protestant "fundamentalism" are guardians of democracy.
  
• In your wedding vows, the "love, honor, and cherish" part was replaced with "legitimize, empower, and respect her reproductive freedom."
  
• You think marriage is obsolete...except for homosexuals.
  
• Instead of Cowboys and Indians, your children play "Barbaric Imperialists and Innocent Native Americans".
  
• You own something that says, "Gore for President, " and still display it.
  
• You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on, "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so..."
  
• You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."
  
• You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
  

[Terriergal]

Good one!

[Terriergal]

ping for a chuckle - although it is too true to be funny!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I don't need no steenkeen test!

I can find my ass with only one hand. Ergo, I am not a Democrat. A Democrat would need both hands and still couldn't find his ass.

[Fiddlstix]

Great Post

[qam1]

You think Marijuana should be legalized but want to ban tobacco

You think Jimmy Carter can solve any foriegn crisis

You belive if we unilaterally disarm, Communist countries and terrorist will follow our lead.

You think any African American who isn't a Democrat or is Sucessful is an Uncle Tom.

You believe if it weren't for Rush, Sean or Fox News the Democrats would have won the last elections

You think every August 6th & 9th we should apologize for dropping the Atomic bomb on those poor innocent Japanesse.

You think Paul Wellstone's funneral was appropiate especially considering it was Bush & the CIA who had him killed.

You are hoping that the economy gets worse and the war with Iraq goes bad, Another words you are hoping Americans suffer and some die just so Bush looks bad.

[DeSoto]

This thread has some fun links that you might enjoy.

[cavtrooper21]

Ping Folllow the thread! good for a chuckle...