[Consort]

Osama will appear on videotape describing how, when, and where he died.

[RonDog]

Hugh Hewitt

There will be two retirements from the U.S. Supreme Court in 2003: Chief Justice Rehnquist and Justice O'Connor. The president will nominate Justice Scalia to replace the retiring chief, and will nominate California Supreme Court Justice Janice Brown and recently confirmed judge of the United States Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit Miguel Estrada to the two vacancies. Both will be confirmed by comfortable margins.

Orange County California Sheriff Mike Carona will declare his candidacy for the U.S. Senate seat held by Barbara Boxer..."

That would be THIS guy, from http://www.ocweekly.com/ink/02/48/news-schou.php:

NEWS | FEATURE	Vol. 7 No. 48 August 2 - 8, 2002
Iron Mike Is Sheriff Carona ready for the White House? by Nick Schou

Carona

Orange County Sheriff Mike Carona announced on July 19 that his deputies had arrested Alejandro Avila, the alleged killer of 5-year-old Samantha Runnion, whose terrifying abduction and murder two weeks ago seized the attention of the nation. During the 24 hours between the discovery of Runnion’s body in Riverside County and Avila’s arrest in Lake Elsinore, Carona appeared in an unprecedented stream of live television press conferences in which he warned parents to watch their children closely because a serial killer may be on the loose.

If there was any doubt that Carona would understand the seriousness of the mission at hand, it vaporized on CNN July 18 when he warned the killer, "Don’t eat, don’t sleep because we’re coming after you..."

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And, from:

Bush praises Carona
The Orange County Register ^ | July 27, 2002 | Dena Bunis
Posted on 07/28/2002 2:18 PM PDT by EveningStar

(Mike Shelton cartoon added by poster)

"I want to acknowledge Mike Carona of Orange County, California, who's with us to share -- where are you, Mike?" Bush said as he scanned the room, where scores of law-enforcement and political officials were gathered to bolster the commander in chief's call for a new Homeland Security Department. "I appreciate you coming," Bush said as he spotted the sheriff.

"He's the fellow who recently apprehended the killer of Samantha Runnion there in California. I want to congratulate you for your good work, helping make your community as safe as possible."

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[cake_crumb]

First of all, thank you for posting this: I really needed the laugh.

Secondly, it's hard to choose, but Mark Steyne comes out on top for accuracy...and Joshua Muravchik, who said basically the same thing, is way over the top for humor AND accuracy!...

"Upon the surrender of Saddam's regime, France will offer to contribute military forces to the coalition against him in form of a team of French generals to oversee the U.S. occupation"

Priceless!!

Cheese eating surrender monkey BUMP!!

[happygrl]

It's not a new year without predictions. Thanks to all who provided frivolous reading.

[gcruse]

It's nice to see Mark Steyn's name dipping into the NRO waters.
The bigger platform he gets, the better.

[WFTR]

I'm hoping that 2003 will be the year that we see a real vision for victory and exit strategy in the "War on Terrorism." I realize that the war won't be won this year, but I want to see indications that it will move forward to a positive conclusion and that many of the laws and policies of these times will be repealed. I'm also hoping that we will reduce legal immigration and nearly eliminate illegal immigration.

I Resolve for a Free New Year
Bill

[Lexington Green]

Ashcroft arrests Willie Nelson, alleging the singer's pot smoking funds terrorism.