[Stultis]

So what this is saying is that only Asian Americans remain sane.

Is this a joke?

[xm177e2]

It's from The Onion, it's unimpeachable.

[Stultis]

Bwahaha! (Checked the source.)

[summer]

This is really not a joke, as Asian students tend to take on American names. Americans tend to invent new names. And, many Black students' names are probably names you've probably never heard of.

[AppyPappy]

It's the Onion.

[summer]

This is really not a joke, as Asian students tend to take on American names. White Americans tend to invent new names. And, many Black students' names are probably names you've probably never heard of.

[Wormwood]

I've met enough Asian-Americans to *know* they're the only sane Americans left.

[ampat]

I think it is safe to say that the "Americans" of asian descent have assimilated.

[Kenny Bunk]

THOU ART APTLY NAMED, IF THAT WAS A QUESTION.