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Satire: Most Popular U.S. Baby Names [for Black, White and Asian students in U.S.]
The Onion ^
| December 25, 2002 issue
| The Onion Staff
Posted on 12/28/2002 6:21:39 AM PST by summer
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: babynames; culture
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To: HBAR223
Shonda Poo?
To: kaylar
LOL....I knew a family who named their daughters: April, May, June, and Julie.
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posted on
12/28/2002 9:15:44 AM PST
by
summer
To: SW6906
I kind of like the name Madison myself, but you're right, it's not as unusual as it used to be.
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12/28/2002 9:16:19 AM PST
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Amelia
To: redlipstick
I went to high school with a girl named Vaseline Wineglass - still the strangest name I've seen. Hey! I think that's the born name of my dominatrix, Urethra Monsoon!
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posted on
12/28/2002 9:17:04 AM PST
by
Erasmus
To: summer
Ok summer, I get it, Fritz and Antonio are no longer “American” names but Carlos and Juan are.
To: Dog Gone; All
OK, for everyone out there who is thinking of writing some dippy comment to me, see Dog Gone's post #241 and note: CASE CLOSED.
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posted on
12/28/2002 9:17:50 AM PST
by
summer
To: MilspecRob
See post #241. "Shonda Poo" is not exactly a comment name in this nation.
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posted on
12/28/2002 9:18:16 AM PST
by
summer
To: MilspecRob
See post #241. "Shonda Poo" is not exactly a common name in this nation. CASE CLOSED. Go sit in the corner with a dunce cap on your head since you hate teachers so much. And, have a nice day!
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posted on
12/28/2002 9:18:51 AM PST
by
summer
To: Kewlhand`tek
I knew a black kid named Nosmo King.
To: boris
I tried to get my Vet to name her daughter "Vulnavia" (after Dr. Phibe's wonderful assistant). No sale. Rats. I suspect "Vulnavia" is a contraction of "Vulva" and "Navel" but I could be wrong..
You two might have compromised and named her "Pudenda."
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posted on
12/28/2002 9:20:18 AM PST
by
Erasmus
To: summer
If they'd had one more , would she have been Augusta?(Actually, I think the classical Latin names pretty...Augusta, Julia, Lavinia, Priscilla, Patricia...)
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posted on
12/28/2002 9:20:23 AM PST
by
kaylar
To: kaylar
I went to school with sisters Merrie Starr and Lovely Melodie.
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posted on
12/28/2002 9:21:14 AM PST
by
Amelia
To: SkyPilot
MOTHER: "Muconium? I like that! Dat is my babies new name! MUCONIUM!
Correct spelling: "meconium".
To: kaylar
LOL...
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posted on
12/28/2002 9:22:14 AM PST
by
summer
To: Amelia
And, Amelia, thank you for also pointing out to gitmo that posting actual class lists would certainly be "unprofessional"!
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posted on
12/28/2002 9:23:48 AM PST
by
summer
To: Erasmus
Hey! I think that's the born name of my dominatrix, Urethra Monsoon! LMAO! Just when I thought this thread had run out of humor!
To: Amelia
And, Amelia, thank you for also pointing out to gitmo that posting actual class lists would certainly be "unprofessional!" :)
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posted on
12/28/2002 9:24:27 AM PST
by
summer
To: TontoKowalski
ROTFLMAO! :)
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posted on
12/28/2002 9:24:48 AM PST
by
summer
To: Amelia
I also knew a "Merrie" in high school.
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posted on
12/28/2002 9:25:16 AM PST
by
summer
To: summer
Did they have a friend named Pippen?
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posted on
12/28/2002 9:25:50 AM PST
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SW6906
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