"PUNK" McAuliffe is a Closet Racist...FReeperActivist Call Fer Evidence!!!

The MudCave ^ | 22 December 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

DNC Chairman Terry "ThePUNK" McAuliffe is a ClosetRacist and must be forced to RESIGN his Chairmanship of the DNC or the RATS will be admitting that their unabashed hatred for America is most assuredly focused on our Brothers and Sisters from African-American Descent!! For 40 years, the DemonRATS have promoted Racial Discord and Hyphen-American Separatism...and Terry McAuliffe's oozing racial prejudice is simply the last straw!!

FReepers, I want and need yer help!! We've got some GREAT Researchers--and humorists--out there, and I believe we can put together two great Top10 lists for Mass-FReepin' over the Holidays. The two Top10 lists shall be:

1. Top 10 "PUNK" McAuliffe quotes proving that Slick's ButtBoy is a ClosetRapist!! We need to document when and where these comments were made, and the poster can feel FRee to add whatever background explanation you believe PROVES that Terry McAuliffe is a ClosetRapist, er, no, Slick's the RAPIST and Willie's PUNKButtBuddy is the RACIST!!

2. Top 10 hearsay, undocumented, and unprovable--and therefore undisprovable...LOL--PUNK McAuliffe Quotes you may think you might have heard someone say that McAuliffe has made. Originality and creativity will be skmiled upon by the judges for this list...LOL!!

Did I mention JUDGES?! Well, my FReeper FRiends, I am honored to introduce to YOU our six (6) celebrity judges who were selected from amongst literally THOUSANDS of applicants fer these prestigious judicial nominations, and they are...

FreeTheHostages!!

Pippin!!

dansangel!!

jla!!

lodwick!!

and

ST.LOUIE1!!

[FreeTheHostages]

I heartily approve of this contest whilst confession complete holiday exhaustion as I enter the home stretch. Can I sell my vote to someone with more time? :)

Happily Holidays. You're one of my favorite Freepers due to such enthusiasm for projects such as this. I hope you and yours have a blessed Christmas.

[FreeTheHostages]

Yeah, I'm disappointed Al Gore's not running too.

I am looking forward, though, to Hilary Clinton running in 2008. She should really rip the Democratic party in two. :D

[poet]

Hi Mud;

If true, all a dem has to do is apologize and all is forgiven. Unlike the republicrats, Dems do not eat their own, rather, they give them a better paying job. Now don't get me wrong, if the repubs did it as a matter of honor I would have no complaints, but, it's all about votes isn't it?

FReegards

[poet]

"I am looking forward, though, to Hilary Clinton running in 2008. She should really rip the Democratic party in two."

I wouldn't too sure about that. Dems voters outnumber their repub clones and if hitlery promises them enough from the public trough, she could pull it off. In any event, if she were in power, I hope and pray that the obscene p.a.t.r.io.t act is rescinded because that much power in the hands of someone like the slimette and the slime would be very dangerous for freedom loving Americans.

BTW, good people, I suggest that you remember these two words "critical infrastructure" which are in the fatherland, oops, excuse me, the "homeland" security act, because you will be hearing a lot about them in the future.

FReegards

[Mudboy Slim]

"Can I sell my vote to someone with more time? :)"

Pick out a worthy replacement if you must, but I shall have final say on whether or not they are approved...MUD

BTW...I understand burn-out, believe me!!

[FreeTheHostages]

I'm here, I'm here, I was just temporarily exhausted. I won't ditch out on you.

[Mudboy Slim]

"temporarily exhausted"

Relax then, my FRiend...I ain't closin' this competition 'til we've got 10 excellent entries for both lists.

"Time...time...time is on our side, yes, it is!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"If true, all a dem has to do is apologize and all is forgiven."

By WHO, dude?! By YOU?! I would hope not!! By ME?! Not on yer life, buddy...then who's forgiving the RATS fer their law-braking other than other RATS?!

FReegards...MUD

[lodwick]

'rats always forgive other 'rats because in their black little 'rat hearts they meant well...and can't we just move along?

[Mudboy Slim]

"Here Was A Man!!"
(To be spoken--Johnny Cash-like--over a lonely keyboard version of "Joy to the World")

"Here was a man...a man who was born in a small village, the son of a peasant woman. He grew up in another small village. Until He reached the age of thirty, He worked as a carpenter; then, for three years, He was a travelling minister. But He never travelled more than two hundred miles from where He was born, and where He did go, He usually walked. He never held political office, He never wrote a book, He never bought a home, He never had a family, He never went to college, and He never set foot inside a big city, yet...here was a man.

Here was a man...though He never did one of those things that you usually associate with greatness, He had no credentials but Himself. He had nothing to do with this World, except through the Divine Purpose that brought Him to this World.

While He was still a young man, the Tide of Popular Opinion turned against Him. Most of His FRiends ran away...one of them denied Him, one of them betrayed Him and turned Him over to his Enemies. Then, He went through the mockery of a Trial and was nailed to a Roman Cross between two thieves. And even while He was dying, His executioners gambled for the only piece of property He had in this World, and that was His robe, His Purple Robe. When He was dead, He was taken down from the cross and laid in a borrowed grave, provided by a compassionate FRiend.

More than Nineteen Centuries have come and gone, and today He's the Centerpiece of the Human Race, Our Leader, and the Column to Human Destiny. And I think I'm well within the mark when I say that All of the Armies that Ever Marched, All of the Navies that Ever Sailed, All of the Legislative Bodies that Ever Sat, and All of the Kings that Ever Reigned...All of Them Put Together have not affected the Life of Man on this Earth so Powerfully as that One Solitary Life...

Here was a man!!"

My six-year-old daughter and I were driving along yesterday, listening to our new Christmas CD we had just picked up from Staples Office Supply, when this "song" came on and we both stopped chatting and listened intently. I explained--halfway through--that Mr. Cash was talking about Jesus. Then, after the song was over, JessieLee looked up at me and said, "Daddy, why didn't Jesus have a family?" Temporarily shocked by her natural incisiveness, I mumbled a silly answer about not meeting the right mommy, but the question has been on my mind ever since. So, Jessica, here's the answer Daddy meant to say, "Jesus never had a family because All of Us are His Family, All of Us are His Brothers and Sisters, All of Us are His Children!!"

Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan or not...Happy Holidays to Each and Every One of You Wonderful FReepers...You have become MY extended family!!

Cheerfully Humble FReegards...MUD

[poet]

"By WHO, dude?! By YOU?"

Why would you pose such a question to me?

I'm talking about John Q. Public! They forgave clinton, jesse for his "hymie town remark, kennedy for his Chappaquidick caper, the "kiting" of checks (mostly by dems), hitlery for all her shenanagins and so on and so on, while they clamored for the resignation of Newt, Livingston, Nixon etc,.

No, my FRiend. not me neither. We are in the minority whether we want to believe it or not. Most people can be manipulated with the use of semantics: "for the children",
"nuclear war", "homeland security", "patriot act", "prevention of crimes" ( that use of that word is very clever because the idiots believe you can PREVENT a crime), "clean air", racist", and all other such words which are used to create emotion and make us "feel" instead of using intellect to analyse a given issue.

Let's take the the stupid Lott statement as an example: even foxnews kept the non-story alive much longer than it deserved ( you know, the foxnews that is supposed to be "fair and balanced", (now there is a an excellent "trigger" word). I did not believe Lott should have been majority leader, but, not for the reason he was removed.

Just because I don't buy into the lies and propaganda from government doesn't mean I take the other side's side on a given issue. A lie is still a lie regardless of whether it is uttered by a repub or dem, therefore, anyone who violates his or her sworn oath to uphold the Constitution is a liar. I do not accept the premise that it's ok if my guy is a liar and I will defend the indefensible just because it's my side that's lying. Once again I say, we are either men and women of principle or we're not! If the republicans are a party of principle, then they should show it by example and stop copying the democrat's policies with watered down versions.

I know, I know, I'm living in a world of dreams, but, that's just me. BTW, once again I remind you, remember these two words "critical infrastructure". They include the internet!

FReegards

[lodwick]

Very nice at 50 - thanks and Merry Christmas to all visiting here today.

[FreeTheHostages]

Dead, this is a very very good entry. Serious competition.

[FreeTheHostages]

my entries shall be excluded from eligibility

All well and could, but your entries should also come with a warning not to read them right after eating! ;)

Hey, you wanted celebrity judges, I intend to BEHAVE like a prima donna celebrity.

BTW, as a Celebrity judge do I get a free trip to Iraq to do my own weapons inspection?

[FreeTheHostages]

I think this entry has merit, but then y'all already knew that:

The black racists have disarmed the good blacks in the Goron voting cities with the so called Saturday night special gun banning laws. These racist laws forced the good and poor blacks to turn their low cost guns in. In the mean time the drug gang members bought expensive Glocks and imported assault weapons from foriegn countries. Those Glocks and imported assault weapons are used 24/7 to kill young blacks who were not aborted. This is just another racist way to decrease the black population via the gun control laws.

[FreeTheHostages]

Mudboy, I think Grampa dave's gun entry is well-documented and factual and established by well-publicized facts in the public domain.

[FreeTheHostages]

If the republicans are a party of principle, then they should show it by example and stop copying the democrat's policies with watered down versions. I know, I know, I'm living in a world of dreams

If you think that the Republican policies are just watered down versions of the Democrat's, you are living in a world of dreams. And as to the Patriot Act, I think that in wartime it's appropriate. Law and order benefits all of us and it will survive constitutional challenge in the courts.

[lodwick]

I liked Dave's thoughts also - he's one of the GoodGuys around here.

[FreeTheHostages]

Mudboy, ping to post directly above: your celebrity judges are in revolt. We *like* Grampa Dave's entry. We cannot, we will not, let it fall on a technicality!!! (OK?) ;)

[lodwick]

No Dave - No Peace!