Four Jackass Lib'rals
Posted on 12/22/2002 8:19:37 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
DNC Chairman Terry "ThePUNK" McAuliffe is a ClosetRacist and must be forced to RESIGN his Chairmanship of the DNC or the RATS will be admitting that their unabashed hatred for America is most assuredly focused on our Brothers and Sisters from African-American Descent!! For 40 years, the DemonRATS have promoted Racial Discord and Hyphen-American Separatism...and Terry McAuliffe's oozing racial prejudice is simply the last straw!!
FReepers, I want and need yer help!! We've got some GREAT Researchers--and humorists--out there, and I believe we can put together two great Top10 lists for Mass-FReepin' over the Holidays. The two Top10 lists shall be:
1. Top 10 "PUNK" McAuliffe quotes proving that Slick's ButtBoy is a ClosetRapist!! We need to document when and where these comments were made, and the poster can feel FRee to add whatever background explanation you believe PROVES that Terry McAuliffe is a ClosetRapist, er, no, Slick's the RAPIST and Willie's PUNKButtBuddy is the RACIST!!
2. Top 10 hearsay, undocumented, and unprovable--and therefore undisprovable...LOL--PUNK McAuliffe Quotes you may think you might have heard someone say that McAuliffe has made. Originality and creativity will be skmiled upon by the judges for this list...LOL!!
Did I mention JUDGES?! Well, my FReeper FRiends, I am honored to introduce to YOU our six (6) celebrity judges who were selected from amongst literally THOUSANDS of applicants fer these prestigious judicial nominations, and they are...
FreeTheHostages!!
Pippin!!
dansangel!!
jla!!
lodwick!!
and
ST.LOUIE1!!
- Terry "PUNK" McAuliffe, to SlickWillie, pillow-talk...2/13/2000
"Naww, BOY...now, git them sweet cheeks over here and sit on Santa's lap!! Oooh, I love those fishnet stockings, you PUNK!!"
William Jefferson Clinton, to his PunkButtBoy, pillow-talk...2/13/2000
BWAHAHAHA...as a judge, my entries shall be excluded from eligibility...MUD
And so is his wife!
RACIST COMMENTS, folks...I wanna see some entries!!
FReegards...MUD
Ain't that the TRUTH?!! The HildaBeast refers to Americans who pray in synagogue's as "FU@#!N' JEW BA$+ARD$!!"
IMHO, that's just beyond the pale and Hillary "WideA$$" Clinton should RESIGN from the Senate!!
FReegards...MUD
Link that to an article and massage it into an entry, dude...anti-School Vouchers in Urban America is ANTI-BLACK!!!
FReegards...MUD
MUD
Well, JessieLee and JakobSteve,
They were the best of FRiends.
So when JessieLee cried out, "JUSTICE or SHAME!!"
Jakey quickly sang out...MUD's boy could sing!!
We sang, "DemRATS are ALL Fools!!"
Up then walk'd a PUNK called "Macker!!"
MUD said, "Where's Ol' Slick, TerrieBoy?!
Yer loss shall be MUD's gain!!"
Well, MackerBoy, he sat right down
Drew his fingers to his chin,
Folks, with the bold eyes of Mudboy on him,
PUNK's head began to spin.
"Would ya please not stare at me like that," PUNK said,
"Mudboy, I know yer Right!!
Still, sometimes a man must be alone...
FReepers just won't let me hide."
Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D!! and said,
"All right, I'll leave you here,
But you'd better hurry up and choose
Which of those bills you want,
Before they all disappear."
"I'm gonna start my quittin' right now,
Just tell me where you'll be."
Mudboy pointed down the road...
And said, "FerLiberty!!"
"FerLiberty?!!" said MackerPee,
Squeaky voice like a girls in FRight!!
"That's Right," said Mudboy Slim, "FerLiberty...
Good FReepers call it 'Paradise.'"
"I won't give you Slick, Mudboy!!"
Said McAuliffe oh so Vile....
"All Right," said Mudboy Slim,
"We'll FReep ya 'til ya RESIGN!!"
Well, MackerPUNK, he kneeled right down...
Terry kissed Ol'Mudboy's feet...
When just then a dude name Limbaugh...
Burst upon the scene,
Saying, "Are you Mudboy Slim, the Patriot,
Whose father captain'd ships?!
Well, if you are,
There's a fellow callin' you down the road
And they say his name is Slick."
"Woah, boy...Slick ain't MUD's FRiend,"
Said Mudboy Slim in fright,
"I do recall him very well,
In fact, he just left my sight."
"Yes, that's the one," said the stranger,
As quiet as a mouse,
"Well, my message is, he's down the road,
Stranded in a house."
Well, Frankie Lee, he panicked,
He dropped ev'rything and ran
Until he came up to the spot
Where Judas Priest did stand.
"What kind of house is this," he said,
"Where I have come to roam?"
"It's not a house," said Judas Priest,
"It's not a house . . . it's a home."
Well, WillieSlick, he trembled,
He soon lost all control
Over ev'rything which he had made
While the mission bells did toll.
He just stood there staring
At that big house as bright as any sun,
With four and twenty windows
And a woman's face in ev'ry one.
Well, up the stairs ran Frankie Lee
With a soulful, bounding leap,
And, foaming at the mouth,
He began to make his midnight creep.
For sixteen nights and days he raved,
But on the seventeenth he burst
Into the arms of Missuz MUD,
Which is where MUD quenched his thirst!!
(Mudboy HOOtin' on the Harp!!)
No one tried to say a thing
When they took him out in jest,
Except, of course, the little neighbor boy
Who carried him to rest.
And he just walked along, alone,
With his guilt so well concealed,
And muttered underneath his breath,
"Mudboy Made Slick SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!"
Well, the moral of the story,
The moral of this song,
Is simply that one should never be
Where one does not belong.
So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin',
Help him with his load,
And don't go mistaking Paradise
For that home across the road.
Work in progress...MUD
Then read the last 4 paragraphs:
Even someone who's been sheltered in the White House and Arkansas' executive mansion for the past two decades can see that by every measure private education does more for less.
That's why vouchers terrify the teachers' unions and their political muscle. They are determined to keep the human resources from escaping the educational gulags constructed for them.
Thus, choice is for the nation's ruling elite like the Clintons, not for poor black and Hispanic parents. Their children are the fodder needed to maintain America's public school monopoly.
In return for reflexive opposition to educational opportunities (the mindless mouthing of moth-eaten cliches), teachers' unions provide the votes for candidates like Hillary Clinton, who will say anything, however absurd, to earn their gratitude.
(School Vouchers Urged For Minorities)
Here a couple of typical paragraphs from this excellent thread:
``This is the first time I've seen a way for black kids to get out of bad schools,'' said Walden-Ford, the mother of a teen-age charter school student and past proponent of unsuccessful efforts to bring publicly funded vouchers to the District of Columbia.
The nation's more than 8 million black school-age children should have the means to leave bad public schools, she said. Black Democratic leaders traditionally have opposed the idea. ``Vouchers are a tax break for parents who already have children in private schools,'' says Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., D- Ill.
Excellent Poll-FReepin', everyone!! RATS actually believe America would elect the HildaBeast as their Commander-in-Chief...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
FReegards...MUD
"In this season of giving, I hope all Americans will look for opportunities to donate and volunteer where the need is greatest. By reaching out to a neighbor in need, we make our country a more just and generous place. Our entire nation is also thinking at this time of year of the men and women in the military, many of whom will spend Christmas at posts and bases far from home. They stand between Americans and grave danger. They serve in the cause of peace and freedom. They wear the uniform proudly, and we are so proud of them. I have met with these idealistic young men and women across America and around the world. I know the sacrifices they make. And in every place they serve, they can know that they have the love of their families and the gratitude of their nation."
Keep up the good work, sir, and have a Very Merry Christmas...MUD
Thank you Miss Marple fer yer excellent memory!! RATS are RacistPovertyPimps and SlaveMassaCrackahs and it's high time the Right Called The RATS on their Racist Agenda!!
FReegards...MUD
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