[Mudboy Slim]

"Slick, I can grease ya down with some of the payola we got from the Chi-Coms to help to feel yer pain, you MostPowerfulManInTheWorld, you!! Bill, seriously hon, does this Blue Teddy make me look fat?!"

- Terry "PUNK" McAuliffe, to SlickWillie, pillow-talk...2/13/2000

"Naww, BOY...now, git them sweet cheeks over here and sit on Santa's lap!! Oooh, I love those fishnet stockings, you PUNK!!"

William Jefferson Clinton, to his PunkButtBoy, pillow-talk...2/13/2000

BWAHAHAHA...as a judge, my entries shall be excluded from eligibility...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

my entries shall be excluded from eligibility

All well and could, but your entries should also come with a warning not to read them right after eating! ;)

Hey, you wanted celebrity judges, I intend to BEHAVE like a prima donna celebrity.

BTW, as a Celebrity judge do I get a free trip to Iraq to do my own weapons inspection?