Posted on 12/22/2002 8:19:37 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
DNC Chairman Terry "ThePUNK" McAuliffe is a ClosetRacist and must be forced to RESIGN his Chairmanship of the DNC or the RATS will be admitting that their unabashed hatred for America is most assuredly focused on our Brothers and Sisters from African-American Descent!! For 40 years, the DemonRATS have promoted Racial Discord and Hyphen-American Separatism...and Terry McAuliffe's oozing racial prejudice is simply the last straw!!
FReepers, I want and need yer help!! We've got some GREAT Researchers--and humorists--out there, and I believe we can put together two great Top10 lists for Mass-FReepin' over the Holidays. The two Top10 lists shall be:
1. Top 10 "PUNK" McAuliffe quotes proving that Slick's ButtBoy is a ClosetRapist!! We need to document when and where these comments were made, and the poster can feel FRee to add whatever background explanation you believe PROVES that Terry McAuliffe is a ClosetRapist, er, no, Slick's the RAPIST and Willie's PUNKButtBuddy is the RACIST!!
2. Top 10 hearsay, undocumented, and unprovable--and therefore undisprovable...LOL--PUNK McAuliffe Quotes you may think you might have heard someone say that McAuliffe has made. Originality and creativity will be skmiled upon by the judges for this list...LOL!!
Did I mention JUDGES?! Well, my FReeper FRiends, I am honored to introduce to YOU our six (6) celebrity judges who were selected from amongst literally THOUSANDS of applicants fer these prestigious judicial nominations, and they are...
FreeTheHostages!!
Pippin!!
dansangel!!
jla!!
lodwick!!
and
ST.LOUIE1!!
Hillary has her fingerprints all over this. She and Ron Brown were having a running feud until he suddenly goes poof. This stinks to high heaven!
Well, JessieLee and JakeySteve,
They were the Best of FRiends!!
So when JessieLee cried out, "JUSTICE or SHAME!!"
Jakey hollered out...MUD's boy could sing!!
We sang, "DemRATS are ALL Fools!!"
Up then walk'd a PUNK called "Macker!!"
MUD said, "Gimme Slick, TerrieBoy!!
Yer loss shall be MUD's gain!!"
Well, MackerBoy, he sat right down
Drew his fingers to his chin,
Folks, with the bold eyes of Mudboy on him,
PUNK's head began to spin.
"Would ya please not stare at me like that," PUNK said,
"Mudboy, I know yer Right!!
Still, you know how RATS must sell their souls...
FReepers just won't let me hide."
Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D! and said,
"Let's FIGHT!! I'll Teach you FEAR!!
PUNK, you'd better hurry 'n TESTIFY...
Yes, you know Willie's SCUM,
'Cuz MUD knows you and Slick are QUEER!!"
"I'm gonna start my quittin' right now,
Just tell me Why You FReep!!"
Mudboy pointed down the road...
And said, "FerLiberty!!"
"FerLiberty?!!" said MackerPee,
Squeeealy voice like a girls in FRight!!
"That's Right," said Mudboy Slim, "FerLiberty...
Good FReepers call it 'PARADISE!!'"
"I won't give you Slick, Mudboy!!"
Said McAuliffe oh so Vile....
"All Right," said Mudboy Slim,
"We'll FReep ya 'til ya RESIGN!!"
Well, MackerPUNK, he kneeled right down...
Terry kissed MUD's hairy feet...
When just then a dude named Limbaugh...
Burst upon the scene,
Saying, "Are you Mudboy Slim, the FReeper,
Whose father captain'd ships?!
'Cuz if you are,
There's some jackass callin' you WHACKO!!
And they say his name is Slick."
"Woah, Rush...Slick ain't MUD's FRiend,"
Said Mudboy Slim that night,
"I do recall Slick very well,
Clinton, he shall feel MUD's Bite!!"
"Yes, yer the one," said El Rushbo,
Sitin' the the WhiteHouse,
"Well, my message is, 'Mudboy Let's ROLL!!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' LOUSE!!!"
Well, MackerPee, he panicked,
He stopped kissin' Slim and ran...
Until he came up to the spot
Where WillieSlick did stand.
"What kind of man is MUD?" PUNK said,
"Why won't MUD leave US ALONE?!"
"It's not yer House," said Mudboy Slim,
"It's not yer House...it's MUD's Home!!"
Well, WillieSlick, he trembled,
His bowels lost all control!!
Over all the crimes and chicks he'd RAPED...
Now, MUD's Justice was on a roll!!
Slick just stood there staring...
From the BigHouse where we put our SCUM!!
With four and twenty boyfriends...
Just buggerin' SlickWillie's bum. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!...sorry)
Yes, FReepers still care about our Liberty,
Gettin' JUSTICE, therefore WE FReep!!
And, foamin' at the mouth,
MUD began to make his midnight FReeps.
For sixteen nights and days MUD raved,
But on the seventeenth he burst...
Into the arms of Missuz MUD,
Which is where MUD quenched his thirst!!
(Mudboy HOOtin' on the Harp!!)
Lib'rals tried to save Ol' Slick...
But FReepers swatted them away like pests,
Except, of course, Slick's little Negro boy...
Who they called WillieJeff.
And he just walked along, alone,
With his guilt so well revealed,
And muttered underneath his breath,
"Mudboy Made Slick SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!"
Well, the moral of the story,
The moral of this song,
Is simply that RATS should never be...
Given Power...Left IS Wrong!!
So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin',
Help him with his load,
But Don't go mis-Votin' fer DemonRATS...
'Cuz they're all just Chi-Com HO's!!
Work in progress...MUD
I love it, Slick up the river in the BIG House RECEIVING his due. BWAHAHAHA....This is great my FRiend.
Keep on FReepin...Balata
We got oursleves another contender fer the Big Prize!! Keep 'em comin', my FRiend...MUD
You got it, buddy...and Slick'll be gittin' it soon enuff...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
Yep, my FRiend, this is the message we must take to the RAT Whore'd, both Black and White, and Yellow, and Brown, and Red...but we've gotta present that message to them POLITELY, IMHO!!
FReegards...MUD
Ah, the $64,000 question. If they ever do have an EPIPHANY the Dems will be reduced to the dustbin of history.
For this to happen the Pubs have to face this question head on.
Do you think that will ever happen?
DemonRATS Achieve Third-Party Status by the end of this decade...I GARE-RON-FReepin'-TEE IT!!
SITYS...MUD
FReegards...MUD
It's already happenin', my FRiend, and there ain't nuthin' the RINOS/RATS can do to stop it...MUD
You got that right. ...and FReepers will have played a very LARGE role.
FReepers shall be at the forefront of the "Jihad Fer Justice!!"(TM)
FReegards...MUD
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