Demi Dating Bill Clinton [Ex-POTUS Flacks Float Trial Baloon for Separation from Hillary in 2003]

The Australian 'New Idea' Publication ^ | Monday December 16, 2002 (Australian Time) | Staff Report

[ewing]

Whispers from the Bill and Hillary Clinton camp suggests that Bill intends to seperate from his long suffering wife after the new year.

But bitter Action Hero Movie Star Bruce Willis is determined that the former POTUS will get nowhere will his former wife and mother of his children.

'Bruce has done his reasearch,' an aide says, 'He would have made a most excellent private detective.'

He likes to find out about people, and what he's found out about Bill Clinton was sufficient enough in his eyes to warrant contacting Demi.'

He told me: 'Clinton is a bigger womanizer than JFK ever was.'

But Demi, stunning as ever at 40 years of age [filming Charlies Angels 2] after a 1.2 million dollar makeover, is in no mood to listen to his pleas, and is said to be smitten with the man Bruce Willis has branded 'The Silver Fox.'

[Slewfoot]

Bill intends to seperate from his long suffering wife after the new year.

With seperate bedrooms at the WH and now seperate houses in NY and Washington, they are about as seperate as I expect to see them. No need for legal action as long as she needs a prop and does not interfere with his action.

[Free State Four]

Bill can have his glamorous girl-friends, but he always comes home to Hillary. She rules.

Yup. Hillary, Inc. is his meal ticket. Without her, he has no job and no income.

[alnick]

Demi's taste in men has certainly deteriorated.

[ewing]

No divorce, just separation..

Very convienent for spousal immunity purposes!

Heck, Ol Strom is still married to his last wife legally, I believe.

[Tom Bombadil]

Trailer park trash.

[bert]

Canis latrans  the coyote= the clinton

 

[ewing]

Anyone need a match?

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

Demi's taste in men has certainly deteriorated.

Before Clinton, she was smitten with Leonardo DiCaprio, or so I've read. She went from a tough, decent guy to a sniveling liberal weenie.

[Young Werther]

"The Silver Fox"? Perchance Fox is miss pelled?

[ALOHA RONNIE]

NEVER FORGET

...The Enemy Within HILLARY RODHAM...

...now has her sights on doing to US...

...exactly what her Friend HO CHI MINH...

...did to a once Free South Vietnam...

...long, long ago.

PRAY -&- PREPARE

[fightinJAG]

And Bruce Willis knows what a womanizer is, that's for sure! Isn't that one of the reasons he and Demi broke up in the first place?

[Samizdat]

Ah yes. Once again, we are treated to the details of the mating habits of swine.

[mdmathis6]

nicole smith certainly would have the lips to handle ol'Bill

[ewing]

I hope so!

[johnny7]

HRC is the truer evil behind the Clintons.

A marxist swinette who was his enabalist/advisor since they became “partners”.

WJC is a buffoon who is one of the best liars ever to walk the earth.

Together, they form a snake-oil team that dupes the stupes.

[Las Vegas Dave]

Demi did pretty good for herself, for a
high school dropout.

[Inkie]

I'm disappointed. I thought Moore was more level headed than this. She did, after all, withdraw to some small town away from creepy, left-wing-fascist Hollywood to raise her kids. I like Willis and this article makes me like him more.

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Well, they kind of deserve each other.

Anyways, as awful as the two of them are, Bruce was dating a pornstar who starred in Seymour Butz's icky porn.

He can hardly talk about immoral behaviour of his wife.

Then, there were all those RUMOURS about them when they WERE married (both swingers, both ways, plus major nasty drug freaks).

So...ummm, well, it's Hollywood. Demi wants to rescusitate her non-career at this point, that was why she married Bruce in the first place (to be famous), and now is using Clinton to get back into Hollywood (complete with lipo/etc, she's had done).

And, ummm, Bill just likes women, and Demi is demi-famous, so it's good for him.

They all kind of deserve each other and their karma.

(oh and bella, for your gossip files!)

[alnick]

Before Clinton, she was smitten with Leonardo DiCaprio

Good grief. DiCaprio is a little boy. When I saw Titanic all I could think about was how could Kate what's her name's character be attracted to such a little boy.

[Revolting cat!]

These starlets would never date Krintong if he had stayed a hillbilly guvnor of a small Southern state (you don't see them dating guvnors of any states, small or big, matter of fact!), just like all those Brazilian models wouldn't be dating Mick Jagger if he had been the lead gittar player with Freddie and the Dreamers! They're dating the aura, hoping the imagined halo around the Sinkmaster's head will protect them against the STD!