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1 posted on 12/13/2002 12:33:36 PM PST by aculeus
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Police described Burkett 5"10 and 140 pounds.

Send him to Oz. I'm sure Schillinger will have some fun with him.

2 posted on 12/13/2002 12:35:37 PM PST by ambrose
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Awesome! She may have a rodeo career is she's inclined.

And the humiliation for the perp. LOL!
3 posted on 12/13/2002 12:41:21 PM PST by swarthyguy
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Way to go girl! You may have just started a new rodeo event: PERP WRESTLING!! Just like steer and calf wrestling, but no horse. Just chase 'em down on foot, rope 'em and tie all four legs to...tie their hands and feet together in 7 seconds flat.
4 posted on 12/13/2002 12:55:07 PM PST by cake_crumb
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Personally, I think she should be prosecuted for violating the perp's civil right to steal.
5 posted on 12/13/2002 12:56:06 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
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Hog-tied ping.
8 posted on 12/13/2002 12:58:15 PM PST by aculeus
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I think I'm in love!
11 posted on 12/13/2002 1:00:12 PM PST by Coop
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PICTURES, please!
12 posted on 12/13/2002 1:01:02 PM PST by Mamzelle
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If I'm Jason's dad,I beat him to a pulp for letting that girl have his way with him....(kidding of course).
13 posted on 12/13/2002 1:01:34 PM PST by oust the louse
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Not to be pedantic - well, OK, to be pedantic - it's "longe line," not "lunge." Durn city-slicker reporters.

The kid's lucky. In this part of town it costs big money to get tackled and hog-tied by a purty lady...

21 posted on 12/13/2002 1:54:26 PM PST by Billthedrill
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Rope Control Inc. issued a statement shortly thereafter that people are "26 more likely to use a rope to tie up a loved one than an intruder. Therefore, a civilized society has no choice but to ban rope."
22 posted on 12/13/2002 2:08:53 PM PST by Our man in washington
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Noticing the town's name, could an alternate title be "Kin sits on purp's Hiney?" (Beer joke alert)
24 posted on 12/13/2002 2:15:19 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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Of all the people that deserve to have their picture in a newspaper,or on TV, they stiff this girl who did something POSITIVE in her life.
25 posted on 12/13/2002 2:21:58 PM PST by Pagey
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Now, see? If she'd had a gun, she wouldn't have had to get her feet dirty! (-:
27 posted on 12/13/2002 4:36:33 PM PST by A_perfect_lady
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I think that, during his jail term, Mr. Burkett's going to regret having been captured this way.
31 posted on 12/13/2002 5:21:15 PM PST by r9etb
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110 pound 15 yr old female, ties up 140 pound 18 year old male.

This ought to put an end for awhile to claims that America's youth are too fat. Doesn't anybody FEED these kids in Ohio?

PS for every fat KID that I see around, I see about a dozen that look emaciated...

35 posted on 12/13/2002 5:47:33 PM PST by crystalk
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You go girl!
37 posted on 12/13/2002 5:55:17 PM PST by FreedomCalls
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Fiesty Cowgirl bump
39 posted on 12/13/2002 6:55:13 PM PST by Owl4USA
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My favorite sotry of the day, although this could have been a dangerous manoever for this young lady. But it does lift your spirits to read about this kid. I recommend a career in the airlines for her because she would take any s##t from a hijacker.
41 posted on 12/14/2002 9:30:45 AM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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Assult with a deadly rope. Bring her up on charges.
42 posted on 12/14/2002 9:34:59 AM PST by cynicom
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Oh baby! The next time there's a fracas I want her for backup.
43 posted on 12/14/2002 9:40:44 AM PST by LibKill
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