Black XIII: "Common Thread" (SlixMUDZbeachhouse in Nags Head!!)

The MudCave ^ | 13 December 2002 | Mudboy Slim...the RightWingRager!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

No, Mud, that is NOT right. The rumor I heard was that you'd be giving out Free drinks at CPAC.

[Happygal]

A slumber party? With ALL that snoring? ;-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"The rumor I heard was that you'd be giving out Free drinks at CPAC."

Some rumors are TRUE!!

Some aren't...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"A slumber party? With ALL that snoring? ;-)"

Who says we're gonna sleep?!

LOL...MUD

[conservativemusician]

I'm gonna try to make the 30th, but I'm workin' the 31st and the 1st.

"more conservatives in one place than probably lives in the entirety of Manhattan"

I have no doubt about that!

"FirstAnnualFReeperSlumberParty!!!"

I'm sure my wife would go for that!
I can see it now," But Honey, they're all conservatives!"

and Honey says,"Yeah, so what.... YOU're a conservative!!!!"

[stand watie]

does anyone actually slumber at any slumber party???????

FRee dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm gonna try to make the 30th..."

LOL...figgers!! I was planning on coming up Friday morning and staying thru Sunday...but if yer up fer Thursday night, I'll make the drive up no problem.

FReegards...MUD

[Happygal]

does anyone actually slumber at any slumber party???????

Depends on the volume of alcohol consumed! ;-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"does anyone actually slumber at any slumber party???????"

NEVER, least not at the ones I've attended...MUD

[stand watie]

truly???

can i fly my BATTLEFLAG without getting ARRESTED???

FRee dixie,sw

[stand watie]

ROTFL!

FRee dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the volume of alcohol consumed!"

There'll be no alcoholic beverages consumed at FTH's Slumber Party...hope that doesn't discourage folks from attending. FTH is really looking forward to having everyone over so she can show US her home movies from her Grand Canyon trip in '87...oh, and of course we'll be listening to her COMPLETE COLLECTION of Slim Whitman Albums.

However, NO BOOZE!!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

[stand watie]

HI, Ligeia!

are you coming to the "fun & games", when we get to TORMENT the ANSWER-idiots & CREEPS, again?

FRee dixie,sw

[stand watie]

you just may be right!

FRee dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"Can i fly my BATTLEFLAG without getting ARRESTED???"

If yer with me, you can...cops simply don't arrest me fer anything I do...MUD

Then again, trhat doesn't really help YOU much, does it?! LOL!! Well, after YOU get arrested, I'll Carry The Flag!!

[stand watie]

i'll bring a gallon or two of "ole' mose's mule";that should liven things up a tad.

FRee dixie,sw

[FreeTheHostages]

I regret that I have never been to the Grand Canyon. I regret that I do not have any Slim Whitman albums. I do not regret taking out that restraining order against Mudboy, nor do I regret the construction of a moat around my castle with musician-eating fish in it.

[stand watie]

you are the BEST, mi companero!

KLT will very likely join the fun too AND might (given her previous employment) even keep us UN-arrested!

FRee dixie,sw

[stand watie]

LOLROTFLMFAO! oh, my! NO "una paloma blanca" @3AM???? poor,poor MUD!

you've made my day!

FRee dixie,sw

[FreeTheHostages]

NO "una paloma blanca" @3AM????

This is Dupont Circle. I'm sure someone will be playing it. Not just me. And all this talk of being un-arrestable -- I do think y'all forgot some basic biographical facts about me. :)