Black XIII: "Common Thread" (SlixMUDZbeachhouse in Nags Head!!)

The MudCave ^ | 13 December 2002 | Mudboy Slim...the RightWingRager!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD

[Ligeia]

On the 14th...little before noon?!

Thanks for thinking of me, Mud, but I couldn't make it on a weekday. Perhaps another time.

[Ligeia]

Please disregard the (FWIW) as that was intended for my previous post.

[conservativemusician]

Nah, Mud just kinda co-opted the title of one of Vedder's tunes.

The Black threads have become the home base for Mud's hysterically FReeped songs.

Mud is the Godfather of the Black threads.

[sultan88]

"Mud is the Godfather..."

Uh, I for one do not plan to kiss his ring! LOL!

[sultan88]

Late nite bump, kiddo!!

[jla]

(Where is Landru?)

Not meaning to be pessimistic, but I sure hope he wasn't in an accident or something.

[jla]

CGirl...If you & your husband are in Richmond this upcoming Tuesday a few of us are having victuals at Sam Miller's at approx. 11:30AM.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I sure hope he wasn't in an accident or something."

We need to F.O.C.U.S. the LandruInvestigation on the Beautiful RedHead who controls the All-KnowingMachine's Every Action, IMHO.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Godfather of the Black threads"(tm)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ThreadNaziExtraOrdinaire...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"(FWIW)"

What the HECK's that s'posed to mean, ma'am?! SHEEEESH...would ev'rybody quit speaking in code around here...SAY WHAT YOU MEAN and MEAN WHAT YOU SAY!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Please disregard the (FWIW)"

Oh...Okay. Please disregard my last post, too, then...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Not meaning to be pessimistic"

Well, yer shore actin' pessimistic, my FRiend...MUD

[conservativemusician]

Hey,Don Mud, did you ever solve that puzzle from a few weeks back?

BTW. It's time to launch a full scale investigation into the disappearance of Landru.

[Mudboy Slim]

"These Tag Lines Are Driving Me Crazy!!!!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Awesome thread, y'all...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'puddlegum'"

[Mudboy Slim]

"...did you ever solve that puzzle from a few weeks back?"

Our six (6) CELEBRITY JUDGES did, although investigations are presently underway to review allegations that ST.LOUIE1 copied off one of his FRiends...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Perhaps another time..."

Reckon so, ma'am...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

Mud, is that connected to my investigation of whether you are becoming so stalking/hostile toward St.Louie1, who is pointedly leaving you alone, that you're scaring me? :)

Just asking.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the truth is that for MONTHS we've been hinting for him to stop with this stuff."

What is this OffendingFReeper's name, my FRiend?! I shall have a talk with him...and you will owe me fer this service.

FReegards...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

Nah, no thanks. I've been "called off" by a leader, who rightfully points out that this is someone who sometimes actually shows up at rallies -- not someone who just snipes in cyberspace -- so we have to, like a family, tolerate such weirdness from people who do drag their butts on occasion to our rallies. I guess they're right. Hee hee -- actually, I flamed him yesterday -- I think I might have even been worse than YOU yesterday if that's even possible -- and had some of my posts nuked. So we're kinda even. Sigh.

[FreeTheHostages]

You should take a look at our rally thread. It's getting very real, Mud. There's a guy who was going to come but now he can't because he's just been notified he's going to the Gulf soon.