A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-12-02

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[lodwick]

Top 10 Supermodels

1. Cindy Crawford


2. Kathy Ireland


3. Emme


4. Amber Smith


5. Kiana Tom


6. Cindy Margolis


7. Lisa Boyle


8. Frederique Van Der Wall


9. Susana Werner


10. Christina Leardini

Let me know if documentation is required.

[Flyer]

"Top Ten Reasons Flyer Should Be Reported to the Human Society for Feeding a 30-Foot Gingerbread House to His Dog":::

Good luck. Tell that to my good friend Lou Guyton, Southwest Regional Director for the HSUS.

[Mudboy Slim]

I do like that one, Pippin...LOL!! Available in stores near you by the fall of 2003...MUD

[Pippin]

Isn't he though? ;^)

[Mudboy Slim]

Documentation IS required, my FRiend...that Top Ten would be soooooo much better if it was illustrated...MUD

[Aquamarine]

I was watching Laura Bush on Fox News this morning talking to children about Christmas when a child asked her if Barney had ate the Gingerbread House.....it was like de'ja vu all over again!

[FreeTheHostages]

::noting entry was submitted only to the male judge::

[Pippin]

LOL!!

I'll be saving up for it!

[FreeTheHostages]

I KNEW it.

[Pippin]

LOL!! Barney eating the gingerbread house!? LOL!!

What did Laura say?

[FreeTheHostages]

Come on in!! The water's fine. Actually, it's heating up a little in here . . . .

[Flyer]

Gilligan wearing some old English wig and black robe and tail poking out the back.

Is that suppossed to be a photo challenge?

let's see. . . a mop head would work for the wig. . .

[Flyer]

asked her if Barney had ate the Gingerbread House....

SEE! SEE! it CAN happen! Laugh!

[Mudboy Slim]

"co-defendants being sued by Flyer. If indeed Flyer has procured a lawyer"

I hear Eschoir's outta work...AGAIN!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Let's heckle Eschoir mercilessly so we can get him sooo pissed off that he sues US...LOL!!! Wouldn't that be a HOOt?!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...AppyPappy--formerly known as ParrotsUp--once purchased a beverage fer Eschoir...and Eschoir drank it and conversed!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'll be saving up for it!"

Just fer mentionin' it, we're gonna give you a FRee, signed copy...MUD

[Flyer]

Isn't he though?

Hey, I'm not judging this thing. Y'all can put away the butter.

[Pippin]

Thanks MUD!

[FreeTheHostages]

BTW...AppyPappy--formerly known as ParrotsUp--once purchased a beverage fer Eschoir...and Eschoir drank it and conversed!!

Ewwwww. That's *disgusting.* Well, I doubt Eschoir was the *real* actually going-to-court kinda lawyer anyway, from what I've heard. He was the desk-bound, overread, under-experienced type.

[JulieRNR21]

I'd rather win the 100 Million Dollar Florida Lottery this Saturday night! And buy one of those boats and put lighted reindeer decorations all around it and *hire* someone to write top ten lists for you, right?!

Sounds like good plan....... And if I win this contest....I'll give you a Million bucks......(I'm assuming you are still taking bribes?)

[FreeTheHostages]

Actually, I saw the video, and Barney just sniffs. He doesn't so much as drool. He just kinda investigates the house. Check it out at www.whitehouse.gov.