[Man of the Right]

I'm expecting 5 million votes to be cast today in a state with 2 million registered voters. Individuals who voted early and often for Landrieu today include:

Louis Armstrong
Hale ("Anybody Looking for Me?") Boggs
Jim Garrison
Andrew Jackson
Mahalia Jackson
Jean Lafitte
Earl Long
Huey Long
Pistol Pete Maravich
Carlos ("Livarsi `na pietra di la scarpa!") Marcello
Jelly Roll Morton
Lee Harvey Oswald

...and that was just in one half hour in one precinct!

[Quick Shot]

Nice to see Heuy and Earl are still potically active... hoho

[ewing]

How about 'The Waterboy' Bobby Bouche? Didn't he vote as well this morning..

[Theodore R.]

I don't know about Maravich. It is possible that he was conservative, but most of the others you listed are either liberal or Democrat, or both. Andrew Jackson was the Democrat patriarch whose liberalism took the form of autocracy and also hatred of Indians. Put that in your pipe, SD Indians!

[ewing]

Time to go vote!

[ewing]

[Liz]

BTW, did you see any used pizza boxes from Chicage with ballots spilling out of 'em?

This would be an indication that the Illinois vote-manufacturing form of Daley and Sons, the nation's oldest and largest manufacturer of Democrat votes, was speed-dialed by the desperate Landrieu people late last night.

How do the Daley's do it you might ask? They are so adept at their business that they actually manufacture votes out of thin air through a secret, patented process.

[texas booster]

I understand that Edwards was given a one day "good behavior" get-out-of-jail free card today.

He can drive from Ft Worth to LA and back in one day. Because "Voting, its the right thing to do!"

[lonestar]

I see LA dead Dems vote in alphabetical order as do ours in TX.

[Crawdad]

I heard Billy Cannon had already voted too.

[The Citizen Soldier]

Pistol Pete Maravich

Please remove Pete Maravich from your list. Before his tragic amd untimely death, he became a strong Christian and very good friends with James Dobson. He was no democrat!

To make up for this loss in your list, I propose adding Bryant Gumbel (born in New Orleans). I KNOW he is a demorat! I know, I know, he's not dead ...but did you see his ratings before he bailed on network TV? May as well have been dead.

[Congressman Billybob]

I'm saddened by the fact that the legendary Marie Laveau seems to have neglected her civic duties and not voted. Though maybe she voodoo votes without leaving her living room. "Another man done gone...."

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[GOPcapitalist]

Jim Garrison

ROTFLOL! He may even take Jack Ruby, Lee Harvey Oswald, and JFK to the polls with him.

[areafiftyone]

LOL - Don't forget that James Carville and his garbage can. That's two votes.