[Liz]

BTW, did you see any used pizza boxes from Chicage with ballots spilling out of 'em?

This would be an indication that the Illinois vote-manufacturing form of Daley and Sons, the nation's oldest and largest manufacturer of Democrat votes, was speed-dialed by the desperate Landrieu people late last night.

How do the Daley's do it you might ask? They are so adept at their business that they actually manufacture votes out of thin air through a secret, patented process.

[Man of the Right]

The machine was won 19 straight Chicago mayoral elections since 1928 with the likes of Richard Daley pere and fils, the deceased gluttons Harold Washington (for food) and Michael Bilandic (loot), and Jane what's her name Byrne whom I last saw getting soused on a United (blast from the soon-to-be past) flight in first class last year. Nobody recognized her. But I did.

If Porky Pig ran for mayor, he'd carry all 50 wards if endorsed by the Cook County Democrat Party slate-making committee. The precinct captains could certain identify with the Disney porker.

[ModelBreaker]

How do the Daley's do it you might ask? They are so adept at their business that they actually manufacture votes out of thin air through a secret, patented process.

I hear they use cold fusion.