Good evening everyone. We're getting ready to head out to a Christmas party so I can't stay but a moment. I received this recipe today and just had to share it with my friends. Give y'all plenty of time to practice before Christmas, y'know? (grin) I'll be back later to checkout the thread. Love y'all!!
Christmas cake recipe
Ingredients:
>1 cup of water
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1tsp salt
> 1 cup brown sugar
> lemon juice
> 4 large eggs
> lots of nuts
> 1 bottle vodka
> 2 cups dried fruit
> Sample the vodka to check quality.
>Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
>Repeat.
>Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
>Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.
>Try another cup....just in case. Turn off the mixerer.
>Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
>Pick fruit off floor.
>Mix on the turner. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.
>Sample the vodka for tonsisticity.
>Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who gives a ****.
>Check the vodka.
>Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>Add one table.
>Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
>Greash the oven and piss in the fridge.
>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
>Don't forget to beat off the turner.
>Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat.
>Fall into bed.
Have A Merry Christmas!
