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I was talking in terms of natural predators.
As for Columbia food, it is pretty bad. (Although the Ratty at Brown is far worse. I actually went vergitarian for a summer there.)
I'm not quite sure whose idea it was to force students through semi-mandatory meal plans, to purchasee sub-par food, when better and cheaper food is available within a 5 block radius. I'm pretty sure the administrator was a Democrat hoping for a government job.

I know that some students have trained squirrels to do tricks like jump through hoops or onto their shoulders for food.
I, on the other hand, was utterly freaked when a squirrel simply jumped unto my backpack and expected me to give it my Snickers bar. I ended up dropping the candy anyway.
Not finishing the bar, may have been good for me, but the squirrel jumping on me did nothing good for my heart.

Donning my Rickles hat...drum roll please...

I was talking in terms of natural predators.

Many would consider New Yorkers such.

Please tell me this is not a real college. It's a college for "special" students? Right?? Right???

For Texans.

Hmmm wonder what fried albino squirrel tastes like?

Stick around here, you'll probably learn from some experts.

While hiking on the Tonto trail in the Grand Canyon, my buddy and I had to almost physically chase away the squirrels that were DETERMINED to get into our backpacks and eat our food!