1 posted on
12/04/2002 1:03:22 PM PST by
Shermy
To: Shermy
If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, quacks like a duck...
2 posted on
12/04/2002 1:04:20 PM PST by
Guillermo
To: Shermy
Affirmative Action alert!
To: Shermy
I guess if you look into those pink eyes... you have a bright future. Oh ok. Now can President Bush stop by to check out Charles U's one and only famous "good luck" Albino squirrel? ;-)
To: Shermy
Hmmmm....anyone have a picture of the black squirrels in Canada? (I'd never seen one till I went there.)
To: Overtaxed
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To: Shermy
One student said she aced a test she didn't even study for after seeing the squirrel on the way to class. I wonder when will start hearing the claims of students who finally got laid after they pet the albino squirrel? Or maybe they have to kiss it!
To: Shermy
I fear for this poor creatures well being. Some power-hungry liberal profeesor is libel to dispose of this furry good-luck charms short lived tenure.
(Visions of the "Caddyshack" groundhog comes to mind...)
18 posted on
12/04/2002 1:13:56 PM PST by
Ground0
To: Shermy
To: Shermy
And if you EAT one, you ace the test and all the ladies will want to jump your bones.
To: Shermy
Big deal. Squirrels are endemic at Columbia. Kids feed them, take them at pets, etc.
There is a term for an albino squirrel: lunch. They have anti-camoflage.
30 posted on
12/04/2002 2:58:17 PM PST by
rmlew
To: Shermy
Heh-Heh, the other white meat.
To: Shermy
They've got a a bunch in a remote part of North Carolina, protected of course. Wife & I were visiting and one ran out in front of us while driving. I missed it, but I quickly explained to the wife if I had hit it, it would have gone straight in the cooler for later taxidermy work.
To: Shermy
There is a growing belief at the school that if you spot the creature on the way to a test, you'll come away with a good grade. And, there is photographic proof the white squirrel exists. Please tell me this is not a real college. It's a college for "special" students? Right?? Right???
To: Shermy
Hmmm wonder what fried albino squirrel tastes like?
36 posted on
12/04/2002 5:43:44 PM PST by
fso301
To: Shermy
I used to see an albino squirrel when I lived in Minneapolis; I saw it on France Avenue near York. Cute little critter!
To: Shermy
48 posted on
12/04/2002 8:12:15 PM PST by
Elsie
To: Shermy
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