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Beauty Pageants Can Be Murder (An Ann Coulter Religion Of Peace Classic)
Worldnetdaily.com ^ | 11/27/02 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 11/27/2002 4:29:06 PM PST by goldstategop

Inasmuch as liberals are demanding that Americans ritualistically proclaim, "Islam is a religion of peace," Muslims might do their part by not killing people all the time.

Recently, the Religion of Peace suffered a PR setback when Muslims in Nigeria welcomed the Miss World beauty pageant by slaughtering Christians in the street and burning churches to the ground. At last count, more than 200 people were dead, hundreds more were injured and thousands were left without homes. Also, the Nigerian contestant's chances of winning "Miss Congeniality" were dashed.

Leaping at the one chance they had to attract positive press to their country and perhaps begin the process of dragging themselves out of the 13th century, Nigerian Muslims instead chose to hack innocent people to death with machetes in the name of Allah. Pageant officials pulled up stakes and took the show to London. At least the Christian-carving faithful can sleep at night knowing they've secured a place for themselves in heaven alongside Mohamed Atta.

One can assume the director of the Nigerian Department of Tourism isn't too pleased. Winning the pageant site had been an uphill battle from the beginning. Some of the more closed-minded Miss World participants had already begun carping about the upcoming stoning of a Nigerian woman, in accordance with Islamic sharia law.

The president of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo, tried to downplay the Muslims' murderous rampage by cheerfully explaining: "The beauty queens should not feel that they are the cause of the violence. It could happen at any time irresponsible journalism is committed against Islam." Well, that's a relief.

It seems an article in a Nigerian newspaper had mused that the Prophet Muhammad "would probably have chosen a wife" from among the Miss World contestants. This upset the practitioners of the Religion of Peace, whose polygamous prophet preferred his wives a little younger – one was 6 years old.

They expressed their displeasure with the article by bludgeoning, stabbing and burning Christians to death. In one part of Nigeria, enforcers of the Religion of Peace commanded that Muslims kill Isioma Daniel, the authoress of the blasphemy. (Overheard at Miss World contest: "Does this make me look fatwa?")

The New York Times can't bear to think that their little darlings – angry, violent Muslims – could be at fault in this melee. That makes no sense because Islam is a Religion of Peace. So the Times reviewed the facts, processed it through the PC prism, and spat out the headline: "Religious Violence in Nigeria Drives Out Miss World Event." According to the Times, rampaging Muslims pouring out of mosques to kill Christians and torch churches resulted from "the tinderbox of religious passions in the country."

Islam is peaceful, but religion causes violence. Pay no attention to the fact that the most bloodthirsty cult in the 20th century was an atheistic sect known as communism. But that was not "true communism," just as Muslim terrorists are not practicing "true Islam." The ironic thing is, liberals would hate Muslims who practiced only "true Islam." Without the terrorism, Muslims would just be another group of "anti-choice" fanatics.

But these are the good Muslims – the Mumia Muslims, not the Jerry Falwell Muslims. The police step in to try to quell violent Muslims and the Times reports this as "fighting between Christians and Muslims." Ah, the cycle of violence.

It would be as if a conservative newspaper, with no basis in fact, referred to all murderers as "environmentalists." Environmentalists Fly Planes Into World Trade Center; Environmentalists Rape Woman In Central Park.

Winning "Best in Show" was the Times' headline on an article about the Christian missionary shot dead in Lebanon by a Muslim: "Killing Underscores Enmity of Evangelists and Muslims." This is like referring to the enmity between a woman and her rapist. She hates him, he hates her. It's a cycle of violence! Except the funny thing about the Christians is, they still love the Muslims.

The Muslims' main beef with the Christians was that they "destroy the fighting spirit of the children, especially of the Palestinian youth, by teaching them not to fight the Jews, for the Palestinians to forgive the Jews and leave them Jerusalem." No new data are capable of shaking the Times' faith that Islam is a religion of peace and Christians, as a general matter, deserve to be shot.

The Times seemed to agree the Muslims had a point with the evangelical. In a news analysis, the Times said the missionaries claimed they were merely exposing people to Jesus Christ. "But," the Times charged in a "j'accuse" tone, "a somewhat more direct goal emerges amid the Web site postings." They were asking for it. (On the bright side, at least this means the Times is holding the gun innocent in this one instance.) The Christians were caught red-handed committing irresponsible Web postings against Islam.

Fortunately, Christians do not rip out people's entrails in response to irresponsible journalism committed against Christianity.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; anncoulterlist; beautypageants; conservatism; islam; liberalism; nigeria; religionofpeace; ropma
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To: coloradan
AND YET, STILL NO PICTURE.
21 posted on 11/27/2002 5:41:17 PM PST by seams2me
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To: stylin_geek
Yup, Solitudinem faciunt pacem appellant, as ol' Tacitus said.
22 posted on 11/27/2002 5:44:46 PM PST by AnAmericanMother
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To: CruisinAround

Beauty pageants can be murder when Muslims hack innocent people to death

That is better
23 posted on 11/27/2002 5:47:14 PM PST by TLBSHOW
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To: Terriergal
ping
24 posted on 11/27/2002 5:52:37 PM PST by Cyrano
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To: goldstategop
Inasmuch as liberals are demanding that Americans ritualistically proclaim, "Islam is a religion of peace," Muslims might do their part by not killing people all the time.

AAAAAAHHHHHH! Ann is in fine form once again, is she not? I say, is she not? That woman's writing gives me good goosebumps!

Today on AM1500 Ron Rosenbaum and the boys on the morning spin talked about this. Call after call talked about how this IS what Islam is all about... and Ron just couldn't seem to buy it... wondering why moderate Muslims in this country don't speak out against this insanity. BECAUSE they KNOW it's what Islam is all about.

25 posted on 11/27/2002 6:12:35 PM PST by Terriergal
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To: nutmeg
bookmark bump
26 posted on 11/27/2002 6:13:34 PM PST by nutmeg
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To: Havoc
Could it be that Muhammed Ali is Muslim and didn't kill 3000 people during his life that shows the differences in Muslim belief.

Interesting that you bring up the name of a man who made that name famous by beating people up. No, its not the same as the 9/11 hijackers or the Washington DC shooter, but its noteworthy that Ali did not get his fame by being a Nobel prize winner.

27 posted on 11/27/2002 6:14:27 PM PST by hunter112
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To: Tokhtamish
Having a large Muslim population is like living with a mean drunk. For days, for weeks even, things go quietly. Then something happens to trigger one of his violent rages. So everyone tiptoes around him and bends over backwards to avoid setting him off.

Good analogy. But I think it's more like Dial M for Murder.

28 posted on 11/27/2002 6:19:09 PM PST by Terriergal
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To: seams2me
"And yet, still no picture."

Yeah, what gives?

29 posted on 11/27/2002 6:19:44 PM PST by 4Freedom
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To: scopes95
Could be. Maybe he's converted away from Islam?

It does strike me as playing with matches. (no pun intended)
30 posted on 11/27/2002 6:19:56 PM PST by Terriergal
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To: ECM
Wise move. At least he didn't kill her for her trouble.
31 posted on 11/27/2002 6:20:48 PM PST by Terriergal
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To: goldstategop
(On the bright side, at least this means the Times is holding the gun innocent in this one instance.)
Oh, this caught me off guard at the end of the article and now I'm uncontrollably ROTFLMBO!
32 posted on 11/27/2002 6:20:54 PM PST by Libertina
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To: 69ConvertibleFirebird; goldstategop
LOL you guys!!!
33 posted on 11/27/2002 6:21:37 PM PST by Terriergal
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To: TheHound
Why would they blow up the NYTimes? That would take away one of their prime channels for their propaganda!
34 posted on 11/27/2002 6:22:27 PM PST by Terriergal
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To: Tokhtamish
I like your "mean drunk" analogy. Fortunately the U.S. has the ways and means to respond to rampages. We need to demonstrate that to more people.
35 posted on 11/27/2002 6:24:48 PM PST by 185JHP
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To: hunter112
He was a Boxer and an entertainer. It was his job. Or did you miss that ;) The antics between Ali, Frazier and Howard Cosell for better or worse, put a lot of sunlight on Boxing in america and Popularized the sport beyond what it ever had been. Wrestlers today follow much the same strategies that Ali used. It's just so old now that nobody pays it much attention. He was brilliant at marketing his job. But most of what I have read says he was pretty much a teddy bear behind the scenes - though it hasn't been my lifes work to study him. Anyone else wish to throw any light on this?
36 posted on 11/27/2002 6:25:06 PM PST by Havoc
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To: Havoc
Could it be that Muhammed Ali is Muslim and didn't kill 3000 people

Nah he just beat them up and thought he was God's gift to the earth.

Regardless of the sects involved, they HAVE to stand up and condemn this, but they don't because they FEAR the repercussions. If they fear the repercussions now, what happens when orthodox Islam puts the pressure on to conform? Methinks many of them *will* conform rather than face their fear. It's human nature. If they turn their back on their "church" they feel they risk eternal hellfire. Conforming is far better in comparison.

Besides, being killed in Jihad is a guarantee of paradise.

37 posted on 11/27/2002 6:25:47 PM PST by Terriergal
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To: seams2me
here you go


38 posted on 11/27/2002 6:25:51 PM PST by TheRedSoxWinThePennant
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To: hunter112
GMTA!
39 posted on 11/27/2002 6:27:29 PM PST by Terriergal
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To: Havoc; hunter112
Wrestlers today follow much the same strategies that Ali used.

Yeah, which is why the WWF is such quality entertainment!

40 posted on 11/27/2002 6:30:07 PM PST by Terriergal
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