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DRUDGE: Al Gore attacks FOX NEWS, Rush Limbaugh and the WASHINGTON TIMES
Drudge Report ^ | 11/26/2002 | Matt Drudge

Posted on 11/26/2002 5:03:46 PM PST by Pokey78

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To: Pokey78
You Can Call Me Al

( Paul Simon )

A man walks down the street,
He says, Why am I soft in the middle now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard!
I need a photo-opportunity,
I want a shot at redemption!
Don't want to end up a cartoon,
In a cartoon graveyard .....

Bonedigger, Bonedigger,
Dogs in the moonlight.
Far away, my well-lit door.
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly,
Get these mutts away from me!
You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore ....

If you'll be my bodyguard,
I can be your long lost pal!
I can call you Betty,
And Betty, when you call me,
You can call me Al!

A man walks down the street,
He says, Why am I short of attention?
Got a short little span of attention,
And whoa, my nights are so long!
Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is ....
Gone ...... gone,
He ducked back down the alley,
With some roly-poly, little bat-faced girl.
All along .... along ....
There were incidents and accidents,
There were hints and allegations .....

If you'll be my bodyguard,
I can be your long lost pal!
I can call you Betty,
And Betty, when you call me,
You can call me Al!
Call me Al ......

A man walks down the street,
It's a street in a strange world.
Maybe it's the Third World.
Maybe it's his first time around.
He doesn't speak the language,
He holds no currency.
He is a foreign man,
He is surrounded by the sound, sound ....
Cattle in the marketplace.
Scatterlings and orphanages.
He looks around, around .....
He sees angels in the architecture,
Spinning in infinity,
He says, Amen! and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard,
I can be your long lost pal!
I can call you Betty,
And Betty, when you call me,
You can call me Al!
You can call me Al ......
281 posted on 11/27/2002 8:20:12 AM PST by Valin
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To: Valin
I need a photo-opportunity,
I want a shot at redemption!
Don't want to end up a cartoon,
In a cartoon graveyard .....

Prophetic and sad.

282 posted on 11/27/2002 9:12:25 AM PST by Dutchgirl
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To: Pokey78
I just copied and pasted this from Amazon's website:

Our Customers' Advice

See what customers recommend in addition to, or instead of, the product on this page. Recommend an item!

1 person recommended Mein Kampf in addition to The Spirit of Family

2 people recommended At Any Cost : How Al Gore Tried to Steal the Election instead of The Spirit of Family

See more customer buying advice Gotta be Freepers! I love it!

283 posted on 11/27/2002 9:52:17 AM PST by Yankee
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To: editto
Don't forget, too, that the Dims have Newsweak (who covered up the Clinton/Monica scandal without apology), U.S. News and World Report, and PIMPLE, er...I mean PEOPLE. Don't laugh or underestimate PEOPLE magazine -- millions of soccer moms, teens and 20-and 30-somethings read it for "entertainment" religiously every week. In at least every other issue, they have an anti-gun article, a pro-homosexual piece, or another write-up on the glamor of promiscuity and multi-marriages of our lionized celebrities.

When Charlton Heston announced his Alheizmer's and it was all over cable news -- he being undisputedly one of the most important actors of all time, regardless of how you feel about his politics and the NRA -- they surrendered to him one page, while the honorable courtship of Ben Big Mouth ("You better vote Democrat and for Gore even though I never vote") Affleck and Jennifer ("I don't forget my poor roots even though I spend a half-mil a week on toys for my boy and like to run around half naked everywhere")Lopez get three pages an issue. They LOVE Rosie O'Hippocrite and are always extoling about what a great lesbo mom she is. They just did an article on the new Miss America and didn't even mention her public controversy over her public advocation of abstinence. They twist everything, and their readers swallow their propaganda hook, line and sinker.

Also don't forget the 99.9% of fish wrappers being distributed on our college campuses of "higher learning," the exceptions being those at BYU and a couple of other Christian schools. All slapped together by commie/socialists Garry Trudeaus-in-training.

284 posted on 11/27/2002 10:30:20 AM PST by hot august night
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To: Reaganwuzthebest
Just heard Rush play the "Gravitas" tape.....terrific!
285 posted on 11/27/2002 10:31:02 AM PST by DCPatriot
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To: Pokey78
Al, did you call for the WHAAAAMBULANCE?

286 posted on 11/27/2002 10:32:44 AM PST by finnman69
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To: Paul Atreides
Wow, I could not wait to log on and say what a TURKEY this idiot is...I am soooo sorry that he is from my home state..
Do I need to hang my head in shame? :(((
Happy Turkey Day to all...I hope Al is not what you have to eat....Such a bad taste.
287 posted on 11/27/2002 10:37:44 AM PST by AlexW
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To: Yankee
The DUmmies have been busy at Amazon also.....


Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right
by Ann H. Coulter


38 people recommended Mein Kampf in addition to Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right

40 people recommended Blinded by the Right: The Conscience of an Ex-Conservative instead of Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right


...
now compare this to Gore's book....
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 121
288 posted on 11/27/2002 10:39:08 AM PST by finnman69
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To: lizma
The soccer moms have put the homeless, the old people, the enviroment and every other emotional ploy the demos have been using in the back seat. Their children's safety come first and they feel that the Republicans can do this for them.

I was at a morning coffee a few weeks after 9-11. The major topic of conversation was "I voted for Gore, Thank God Bush won."

It's as though some where in the deep recesses of their mind, they remember klinton and the democrats complaining that Bush 1 spent too much time worrying about international issues and not enough on domestic issues. Pay backs are hell. BBBWWWWAAAHHH!!!!!!!

BINGO & AMEN!

289 posted on 11/27/2002 10:54:38 AM PST by JulieRNR21
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To: hot august night
PEOPLE also worships Bill, Hill and Chelsea...this week they have an article about how "sophisticated" Chelsea is (without mention of her falling down drunk all over the party scenes in Europe and the USA, and being rescued by her Secret Service detail that we are still paying for). And PEOPLE is always profiling politicians who are Democrats and extoling them for being champions of the underdog...these read like press releases issued by the Democratic party. While they run articles about serial killers and mass murders, the Carr Brothers never saw the light of day in their pages.

I've written them a couple of letters to the editor complaining about their one-sideness about the gun issue, and challenging them to write just one article about how guns save lives in times of self-defense. I wonder why they haven't answered my letters yet...

290 posted on 11/27/2002 10:56:57 AM PST by hot august night
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To: Puppage
Rush has a lot more radio outlets, I think.
291 posted on 11/27/2002 12:57:23 PM PST by RobbyS
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To: LouD
bump
292 posted on 11/27/2002 3:28:44 PM PST by timestax
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To: TYVets
He did invent The Bill of Rights, didn't he?
Well, I'm pretty sure HE thinks he did! LOL
293 posted on 11/27/2002 3:38:00 PM PST by Libertina
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To: TonyRo76
It's time that the Free Republic presents to Al Gore and Tom Daschle the (un)coveted "Edmund Muskie Award" for their incessant whining to the point of blubbering tears in the face of the slings and arrows of America's burgeoning conservative media.

Hopefully both Tom and Al's presidential bids will dissolve as quickly as those of Ed Muskie's did on those snowy steps in NH 30yrs ago!!

--for those Freepers too young to remember, during the 1972 NH primary, front runner Ed Muskie broke down in tears before the a full assembly of press while trying to defend his wife against an article about her in the very conservative Manchester Guardian thus forcing him to quickly withdraw from the race.

294 posted on 11/27/2002 3:55:43 PM PST by ThomWilkerson
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To: Pokey78
Here's an e-mail I got from a friend; the subject heading was "Three Cheers for Post-Modernism":

Al Gore has found a new excuse to explain all his woes : Post-Modernism !!!

Gore begins by complaining that he can't get a fair shake out of the media, which mocks and lampoons him ... Mocked and Lampooned by Leno every night, the idea that Gore is as dull as a 2-by-4 eventually becomes part of "the fabric of the zeitgeist" ... (Should anyone ever be elected president who used the word "zeitgeist" in normal conversation ???) ...

Sounding every day more like Chomsky, Gore complains that the media is unserious and not focused on the real issues because it is "financed by wealthy ultra-conservative billionaires who make political deals with Republican administrations" ... Their hired thugs are paid to lampoon him ... Yes, SNL is really part of the "vast right-wing conspiracy" ...Endlessly lampooned, a man who would really "fight for the people" is barred from higher office ...

No doubt any day Gore will take the next Chomsky step ... since media-for-profit allows the "zeitgeist" to be the plaything of "billionaires," media (like medicine) must be socialized by the government and run on a non-profit basis by civil servants totally / selflessly dedicated to the public trust ...

As odd as that sounds, I must add that the first essay George Orwell got a check for writing was a piece for "GK's Weekly" (as in GK Chesterton) on how the billionaires control the media and must be broken / broken up by the government ... In addition to wanting to keep the Fleet Street billionaires' hands off the zeitgeist, Chesterton also used "GK Weekly" to run a crusade against the Cadbury chocolate bar trust (insert your own joke) ...

But the real shocker of Gore's attack on the media that the media is too POST-MODERN :

http://www2.observer.com/observer/pages/frontpage1.asp

For now, Mr. Gore can only attempt to explain what motivates the ceaseless lampooning he continues to face from America's columnists and commentators. "That's postmodernism," he offered. "It's the combination of narcissism and nihilism that really defines postmodernism, and that's another interview for another time, if you're interested in it."

Again, as with "zeitgeist," I'm not sure if anyone who knows the word "post-modern" should be allowed to campaign for high office ... These are words that are best treated as abstract jokes ... Like the movie where WC Fields throws around the word "technocracy" for laughs ...

But the more I thought about it, the more I concluded that Gore would be the natural enemy of "Post-Modernism" ...

Here is a nice SHORT description of Post-Modernism :

http://jonmattox.com/grids/ideas/postmodernism.html

Lets look at some of the main points :

PoMo doesn't take itself seriously -- Already it is chaffing against Gore

PoMo is against "grand theory" / "metanarrative" and for "multiple-interpretations-of-the-text" / "schizophrenia"-- "Environmentalism" is nothing is not a "metanarrative" -- all things must be judged by one standard -- how they effect "the earth in the balance" ... In the 80's, scholars would write that America loved Reagan because America was "Post-Modern" and I was amused by the buzzword ... Rethinking those old arguments, now I'm no longer amused, simply convinced ...

PoMo is for a sense of fun -- In a key Post-Modern manifesto, architect Robert Venturi said that people must start "Learning From Las Vegas" -- Can you think of anyone who has learned less from Las Vegas than Gore ???

As the final stage in the crisis of Capitalism, PoMo is for the "inflation of theory" and the "overproduction of artifacts" -- What environmentalist can be for "overproduction" ??? And all that "theory" is just going to mean more landfills ...

In 1979, critic Clement Greenberg, the Patron Saint of AB-EX / the man who made Pollock a household name, said PoMo is "the antithesis of everything he loved" ... "a lowering of aesthetic standards caused by the democratization of culture under industrialism" :

" ... it's an excuse to pile together oodles of wild and crazy decor ..."

Doesn't this sound like the "Bush is Popular because Bush is Stupid" argument ???

No one would ever describe Gore as having "oodles of wild and crazy" anything ... And since the "billionaires" controlling the "zeitgeist" have given America a constant lust for "oodles" of the wild and crazy, I can see why Gore hates Post-Modernism ...

Personally, I want "oodles" of wildness and craziness and so I say, keep the zeitgeist plowing ahead at full speed ...

295 posted on 11/27/2002 4:43:07 PM PST by Dajjal
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