1 posted on
11/26/2002 12:33:12 PM PST by
Liz
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To: Liz
Von Dollin's Mechanical Maxim:
"In times of automotive emergency; any tool at hand becomes a hammer."
To: Liz
There are only two kinds of screwdrivers: the kind you have, and the kind you need.
3 posted on
11/26/2002 12:39:16 PM PST by
js1138
To: Liz
Which one wrote that, George Carlin or Ted Nugent?
To: Liz
"Those who snore loudest, fall asleep first."
5 posted on
11/26/2002 12:49:58 PM PST by
Lou L
To: Liz
Tequila makes you bulletproof.
To: Liz
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. :=)
7 posted on
11/26/2002 12:52:47 PM PST by
Bob
To: Liz
17. Baseball has it all wrong -- A man with four balls cannot walk.
To: Liz
There are 10 kinds of people in this world - those who understand binary and those who don't!
To: Liz
One might add a few :
Urinating into the wind can create that " not quite fresh " feeling.
Clearing your sinuses while clearing your bowels is not advisable.
Unwanted guests are always the last to leave.
To: Liz
One might add a few :
Urinating into the wind can create that " not quite fresh " feeling.
Clearing your sinuses while clearing your bowels is not advisable.
Unwanted guests are always the last to leave.
Careless and inept physicians usually make up for their shortcomings by displaying extreme promptness in billing.
To: Liz
If you think things are going well, you've obviously overlooked something....
18 posted on
11/26/2002 1:40:30 PM PST by
mil-vet
To: Liz
And some others:
-Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
-Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a "do it yourself" thing.
-There is always one more imbecile than you counted one.
and....
-One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
To: Liz
Think of all the accidents you never hear about because they don't happen.
21 posted on
11/26/2002 1:47:40 PM PST by
lds23
To: Liz
The other line moves faster...
25 posted on
11/26/2002 2:02:20 PM PST by
bruin66
To: Liz
It's not the bullet with one's name on it that one has to worry about; it's the one addressed to "To Whom It May Concern" or "Occupant" that one has to worry about.
To: Liz
"Time flies like an arrow
Fruitflies like a banana"
To: Liz
Exception to Murphy's law on Airports:
The longer distance to your gate, the less time you have to get there.
To: Liz
FR Laws:
1. If you got it in email, it's already been posted.
To: Liz
All things go on sale the day after you bought them!
To: Liz
Here's a law I discovered last summer shooting 40+ rolls of file:
Interesting things happen after you have pressed the shutter.
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