[Tuco-bad]

Please disregard is you do not have a sense of humor.

[Sparta]

I like it, disagree(respectfully) with the second day though.

[Senator Pardek]

Please disregard is you do not have a sense of humor.

Welcome to my country - the language is difficult.

[Sonny M]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Tom Ridge in charge of the homeland security department, not John Ashcroft?

[Texasforever]

Thanks, you just made a point for me on another thread.

[Texasforever]

Please disregard is you do not have a sense of humor.

Then if it is humorous it must be fairly benign right?

[SAJ]

Fine sense of humour.

Also, fine sense of scansion...which apparently you do not share.

[Cultural Jihad]

Ideologues of a feather, eh?

[harrowup]

If dumb is funny then ha ha.

That said, I would enquire of the moderator why CJ and Texasforever continue to be allowed to gangbang at will.

Believe it or not there is something to be said about the right of obnoxious viscious spoiled brats being allowed to decide a forum's fate but these two are beyond the pale.

Such attacks from any side for any reason makes the reading experience here very unpleasant.

If they have some special dispensation from the management for their abusive behavior then you don't have to tell me what it is, just nuke me now.

[weikel]

If I posted this i'd think i'd be banned faster than a Saudi can get a visa(supposedly that practice has ended).

[dirtboy]

Twelve digital implants

Your a** is big enough to handle it.

Eleven years protesting

So here's to a GOP win in 2008!

Ten less amendments

Last I checked, Ashcroft was the first AG in recent memory to assert that the 2nd Amendment guaranteed the right of INDIVIDUALS to bear arms.

Nine internment camps

That is SO Y2K-ish.

Eight surveillance cameras

Yawn. The average 7-11 has that many.

Seven TIPsters tipping

TIPS be dead, tuco.

Six snoops a-sniffing

They probably hit the evidence locker over at the DEA.

Five Carnivores

Yeah, libs HATE meat-eaters.

Four airport friskings

Which you probably ENJOYED.

Three wiretappings

Plus a cell-phone intercept that led Hellfire being brought down on Al Queda

Two detained Muslims

Only two?

And a Department of Homeland Security

Which, last I checked, actually increased privacy protections in this country.

Please disregard is you do not have a sense of humor.

I have never understood the liberal propensity to confuse STUPID with FUNNY.

[habs4ever]

Cole Porter you ain't!

ps..if you want to give yourself a pat on the back, at least TRY to live up to the billing.

[Calpublican]

Sorry, Tuco, "And a Department of Homeland Security" has too many syllables. Should read:

AND A PARANOID DELUSION

Way more apt.

[dighton]

So, like, why haven't Ashcroft's fascists knocked down YOUR door and dragged you off to Dachau?