[Congressman Billybob]

Jesus was a carpenter. Therefore, like 99.44% of the carpenters in the Blue Ridge Mountains, He would drive a heavy-duty pickup truck with a tool box installed in the back. And if He were a successful carpenter (how could the Savior not be?), that tool box would be one of the bright chrome deals.

And He would have a dawg inna back ov the truck. And bondo on two ov the fenders. N a gun rack with at leas a couple ov fishin rods in it. He was, after all, a Fisherman as well. N a Cat Diesel hat jes ta complete the look.

He could keep his long hair -- they's a lotta that round here. But He'd hafta lose that robe. No pockets. It'd be bib overalls, the sturdy kind with copper rivets n a lotta pockets. N a tool belt, ov course. N a chaw ov tobacky, Red Man, nat'rally.

N, ev'ry bit ov this is Biblical, cuz the Good Boy sez He was a carpenter.

Glad I could be ov theological assistance ta the Good Reverend.

Congressman Billybob

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[Vidalia]

"He would drive a heavy-duty pickup truck..."

With at the least a 750cc Quadrajet mounted on a 450+ CID big block, 4WD and maybe duallies.

Jesus Lord, Tim "The Toolman" Taylor and Bob Villa would be great friends...

[BenR2]

Great post. Especially about the Red Man.

[Doc On The Bay]

I Think "You Nailed It!" "God" has NO vehicular Preferences! Despite the "Left Propaganda," Jesus would Not Drive a "Politically Correct" "EnviroBuggy!" Jesus was a MAN! Jesus would have behaved in "concert" With the "Times!" There is No "Holy SUV!!" Doc