Posted on 11/23/2002 7:02:03 AM PST by Tina Johnson
Let it never be said that men of uncommon motivations cannot find something over which to agree, and eventually threaten the country at large. On the matter of the sports utility vehicle, the Evangelical Environmental Network has linked arms with other lesser Republicans and environmentalists in direct opposition to the SUV, making their point with an ad campaign simply called What Would Jesus Drive? to begin airing soon in Detroit, Iowa, Missouri, North Carolina and the authors home State of Indiana. Reverend Jim Ball, who is directly involved with the campaign, explained himself thus: We take seriously the question What Would Jesus Do? What Would Jesus Drive? is just a more specific version. What would he want me to do as a Christian? Would he want me to use public transportation? The Savior couldnt be reached for comment, so theres no immediate word as to whether or not He would just simply allow grown adults to exercise the free will theyve been given, kind of like what they do right now, actually.
Think your life sucks? Try squeezing 750 words out of this intellectual turd, without 500 of them being how the Bible states He and the apostles were all in one Accord, about how its obvious He would drive a Crown Victoria, and so forth. Asking yourself what Jesus would do in a given situation is a sticky enough proposition on its face because it puts one in the position of trying to think as He would think; how He would spend $25,000 assuming He would choose to have $25,000 to start with is stickier still, because it puts Jesus in the role of, youll forgive the expression, a common consumer, as if He would have nothing better to do upon returning to the world than shopping for something to drive. (Lo, though I return to Holy Cow, look at that Expedition!)
When this story broke, my first thought as a non-Christian was, Now wait a minute. If every sperm is supposed to be sacred, how else are people expected to haul all of their kids around if not large, and in some cases fuel inefficient, vehicles? Would Reverend Ball prefer good Christians haul their families around in wooden wagons behind their small to mid-sized cars? Of course not. One guesses he would prefer the auto makers dedicate themselves to better fuel efficiency standards without federal prodding, which I would also prefer, which I believe most reasonable people would prefer.
But only the feds can force manufacturers into higher standards, and President Bush seems reluctant to stand for it. So absent that, what else should be said? How about that when one buys a SUV, hes deliberately choosing a vehicle that uses more gasoline, and is therefore playing directly into the exact same Arab hands that are plotting against us, both to our faces and behind our backs. True enough, and once again, every right minded person would agree that if Man can be talked into going to the Moon based on a mandate no greater than That Old Womanizers inauguration speech, we can certainly dedicate the next decade to developing alternative fuels.
But again, you cannot force the feds into pumping money into alternative fuels. So absent that, what else can be said? How about that sometimes when one takes to the road in a vehicle that large, he often comes to have certain feelings of invincibility, which can lead to reckless driving, car accidents and perhaps deaths? Good point, so communities can expand or strengthen penalties for such idiotic and childish behavior, perhaps to the point of jail time.
But you cannot force people to be responsible adults. So absent that, what else can be said? This: Shut up. Whatever arguments can be offered against the SUV (and large trucks), there is at least one that trumps them all, the market. The market provides for those who want large vehicles, with which people can haul around their families, or tow boats and / or watercraft, or move heavy product to and from job sites, and many other of the often necessary things you simply cannot do with the underwhelming force a Yugo provides. Should there come a day when the SUV goes the way of the Studebaker, that would be a proper exercise of the market, as well. As one executive said, If [the consumers] wanted cars with fins, wed be making cars with fins. But they dont. They want SUVs, and should have them. Whatever advances toward the ends of independence from anti-American oil producing countries should be a priority, but not forced down the throats of the consumers.
If the Scriptures give us any indication, He did a lot of walking, He once took a boat (and was irritated that His disciples woke Him in the middle of the trip) and, in one famous example, He rode somebody's ass (KJV). Then again, He rose out of the tomb and did that ascension bit into Heaven so I believe it's rather moronic to expect Jesus' transportation resources to be as limited as you or I.
Yo, Bible scholars - does that signify anything?
I had a 1965 Plymouth Sport Fury III with a 426 cu. in. engine. Only the Michigan State Troopers could catch me.
But, this seems like one of God's awesome rides:
2 Kings 2:11
11 And it came to pass, as they still went on, and talked, that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire, and horses of fire, and parted them both asunder; and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.
And, it appears that He owns a fleet of them:
2 Kings 6:17
17. And Elisha prayed, and said, LORD, I pray thee, open his eyes, that he may see. And the LORD opened the eyes of the young man; and he saw: and, behold, the mountain was full of horses and chariots of fire round about Elisha.
ROTFLMAO!!! Now THAT was funny! Wooooooo! ...let me catch my breath. too good! Significance? not really, but when I read your message, my first thought was "damn!" ... go figure... very funny!
1. This car was born-again.
2. The Lord knows how Ford screwed up the Thunderbird over the years. The Lord is forgiving.
3. A timeless classic, and perfect for the King of all time.
4. The Lord would not need to lock His gas cap.
AlwaysRight & Freenet, you were both right--it's a Ford. GK, my interpretation of Revelation 19:11 focuses on the mentioning of "horse" to infer horsepower, of which the T-Bird has about 260, although I have heard it can pull about 300. BenR2...what better car to hum "409" in?
Welcome to FR, Tina!
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd. "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord."
It'd have to be humble, not flashy, but something confortable and with great vision...A white 1973 Cadillac El Dorado convertable...
Did I say "not flashy"??
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