[GaryMontana]

I told Al we stole all those votes, but at the last second we could not find them! I don't know what happened.

[cardinal4]

"We knew it was Dick Cheneys house, but we were the second family under the Clintons, we deserved the Presidency!"

[Saundra Duffy]

Great sex! What can I say?

[Gone_Postal]

Mz Gore... I give up....here he invents everthing and can't simple win a election

[rudypoot]

"Terry McAweful had so much egg on his face on Nov 5th that the egg must have been this big!"

[Slyfox]

Larry, I have always been self-concious about my own weight, but Hillary has a HUGE, FAT, @$$!

[Clara Lou]

"Ssst-- ssst-- Keep talking Tipper, and I'll pretend I'm not wooden!"

[zencycler]

AP-Former Vice President Al Gore, appearing on Larry King Live, shocked the audience as he groped his wife, Tipper, and said "not only will I french kiss my wife on national TV at the next convention, but watch this". Mrs. Gore, responding to the goosing she has just received, replied "who wouldn't want four more years of this, it's great".

[Jason Kauppinen]

Al: Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. (continues)

Larry K: What's wrong with him Mrs. Gore?

Tipper: I don't know.... I took him in to be serviced by Radio Shack just last week....

[McGruff]

Larry: All right who farted?
Tippsy: Not me Larry. I don't know how to.
Al: Hehehehe!

[johnny7]

ALGORE; Sorry, I can't see you.

TIPPER; He never wants sex!

[TSgt]

"Hell Larry, I don’t' know why he said that he invented the Internet. I love him anyway and he loves me…Prozac and all."

[ItsJeff]

Tiper: "I don't know HOW he got Hillary's pant suit. But the lavender tie was MY idea."

[Steven W.]

Tipper: "I know you did everything, Larry, and so did your network, to help get Al elected, but it just didn't work out in the long run".

[hosepipe]

Dumbette, Dumb, Dumb'er

[Phantom Lord]

Re-enact The Kiss? Sure Larry, but not with this jack off.

[Dick Vomer]

And I says to myself.... "Self... at least he don't need double D batteries... and I can do my Charlie McCarthy impersonations at the parties!!!!

[Consort]

   

[varon]

Albore can't contain his laughter as he cuts some real putrid cheese.

Tipper says to Larry "See what I have to put up with, Larry"?

[MinuteGal]

"Ooooo, gee willikers, Larry, all three of us are color-coordinated tonight. I hope my fashion advisor, Phyllis Diller, is watching".

Leni