To: tomkow6; All
For the funny bone, do turkeys have one of these?
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to
look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that
wrinkles don't hurt.
3) One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day,
someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
4) Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.
5) The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant
atmosphere - and let the air out of their tires.
6) Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
7) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
8) Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
9) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the
toy.
10) My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
11) If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.
To: bentfeather; radu; Radix; LaDivaLoca; MeeknMing; Johnny Gage; Kathy in Alaska; WVNan; SassyMom; ...
For the funny bone... Your funny bone is located in the Prefrontal cortex, which is toward the back of the frontal lobes of your brain. It's where you appreciate jokes because it fosters flexible thinking, necessary for the surprise that humor requires.
NOW YOU KNOW!!
40 posted on
11/21/2002 8:40:00 AM PST by
tomkow6
To: bentfeather
12) It can always be worse....and probably will be.
46 posted on
11/21/2002 8:59:02 AM PST by
Valin
To: bentfeather
"8) Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside. "I like this one alot. Thanks, ms feather.
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