LET'S BLAME RUSH!!! *HUMOR THREAD* Your Nominations For What ELSE Rush Is Responsible For!

[NeoCaveman]

It's Rush's fault that the original Cleveland Browns moved out of town.

Heck it's Rush's fault that Miami is still undefeated in college ball.

[Taliesan]

The Clapper, the Pocket fisherman, the Abdomosizer, and the entire Shopping Network and everyone who is in any way associated with it.

[Argh]

I thought that was Canada's fault, not Rush's. Oh, well, live and learn.

[mewzilla]

Hemorrhoids!!

[D. Miles]

No, Love Canal had Al Gore's name all over it! Or was that the saving of Love Canal? I get soooo confused on that!

[Fiddlstix]

Rush is to blame for all those "Good Times email virus alerts."

Click the link J

[bassmaner]

But seriously, can't the Puffster think of better reason then a radio talk show for the Rats' failures?

Rush is definitely right about how wacky the Left gets when they lose power. Just when it seems they can't get any nuttier, they outdo themselves. It's hilarious.

[Taliesan]

Unrequited love.

Alienated affections.

Dangling participles.

[CougarGA7]

Canada is Rush's fault.

[NeoCaveman]

And Traficant's Hair!!!

[Bikers4Bush]

LOL!! They killed the Hindenburg! Those Bastards!

[Argh]

Heck it's Rush's fault that Miami is still undefeated in college ball.

RUSH!?! HOW COULD YOU...?!?

Well, I knew it wasn't the fault of anyone connected to the University of Miami.

[mewzilla]

Oh, right. Well, then Rush must be responsible for the Exxon Valdez! And locusts, fire ants, and killer bees.

[Spunky]

I can't help it. That rooster just reminded me of a joke I received.

An old farmer went to town to see a movie.

The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"

The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, Chucky goes."

"I'm sorry, sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the theater."

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.

The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.

"Marge," whispered Mildred.

"What?" said Marge.

"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."

"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.

"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.

"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. "At our age we've seen 'em all."

"That's what I thought, too," said Mildred,"but this one's eating my popcorn.

[VaBthang4]

I woke up this morning...murmered a "good morning" to the Lord...wiped my face and ran my fingers through my messed up hair. Yawned...caught a whiff of my breath...cringed...headed for the can...


...prepared to take care of business...but stubbed my toe violently against the porcelin cammode.

Had Limbaugh's show been on at an earlier hour...and had I gotten to hear about Daschle's whining...I probably would've called in sick....and never gotten up at that exact moment.

[Argh]

True, true...

[techcor]

For Bill Clinton getting elected a second time. No, really, he has a clip of Bill Clinton cussing out an aide at his first W.H. Easter Party. If Rush would use that clip, Bill Clinton would be no more.

[Mad Dawgg]

"Dangling participles."

I dangled my participle once and got a nasty rash.

Damn you Rush. Will this madness never end?

[mewzilla]

Tiny Tom's lack of stature.

[LibWhacker]

The Law of Supply and Demand
Night
Common sense
Boogers
Dwarfism