I just have to tell you a joke I heard from a friend at my meeting last Thursday.
I'll tell it the best I can, but my friend told it better.
It seems this man was driving through a storm and it was night, he realized he had taken a wrong turn and got lost, so he statred looking for a place to stop for directions.
He was driving along when he saw lights in the distance so he thought to check it out and get some directions.
He went and found he was at a monastary, the friars invited him in and, since they were about to sit down to eat, they invited him to join them. The man was hungry and accepted thier offer, <p. He was surprised to fing the food was very good, so he went back into the kitchen to tell whoever cooked it. There were two of the brothers there, since they had fish-n-chips, he asked who did what,one of the brothers said he was the fish frier. the man then turned to the other brother and said to him, " You must be the chip monk!"
Ain't nobody on my crew ever asked for directions!
Thus, because beowolf had the chart upside down Scuttlebutt said we were in the Panama Canal while actually we were stuck in the Erie Canal.
Loved your joke.