[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Both strapped in? Must have been the rapture. Anyone have any information on this?

[Windsong]

Must have been the rapture...

Not yet, otherwise it would already be Judgement Day :)

[RightOnline]

".....well, I'd love to go see a movie, Bob, but...........WHUMP!!!!.........just had some unexpected company drop in....."

[bvw]

Last sentence: "Kremmer said there was no indication the man had a parachute."

A good reporter to ask that question.

[Jonah Hex]

"With a properly-coordinated ball-needle turn and 60 degrees of bank, Bob, two and a half g's will keep you in your seat without needing a seat belt."

"Now watch what happens when I let the rudder slip, Bob. Bob? Hey, Bob? Where'd you go, Bob?"

[DainBramage]

Who would have known that Joe Bob's stupidity would make it all the way to the Jerry Springer show.

"Hey Darlene...come look! Thars alien rockets crashin' out by the lanfill."

[RedBloodedAmerican]

"Here, hold muh b_{eeeeeerrrr....}

[Jaxter]

[cricket]

These headlines really caught my attention; reading quickly, thought the co-pilot landed safely. . .

Medical condition? Terminal? Did not like seat belts? Or something more sinister. . .More info needed no doubt to figure out what happened here.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

I bet he jumped. Must suck to fail at suicide.

[Senator Goldwater]

No indication that the co-pilot was Terry McAuliffe.

[Ditter]

Sounds like a pretty shocking way to commit suicide.

[MeekOneGOP]

CO-PILOT PLUNGES FROM SMALL PLANE 9,000
FEET OVER TEXAS; PILOT LANDS SAFELY

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Texas ping list!. . .don't be shy.
No, you don't HAVE to be a Texan to get on this list!

[Mark Felton]

"I told him NOT to touch the Red Button!"

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[mhking]

"How do you make an ejector seat?"

[mhking]

[RedBloodedAmerican]

unspecified medical condition

Ritalin or prozac? Place your bets!

[Don Corleone]

DARWIN AWARD CANDIDATE?

[The Wizard]

call Lt.Columbo

[Diddle E. Squat]

FOB?