[cake_crumb]

"As with most of my posts - I was lying."

Oh. LOL...I wasn't.

[Senator Pardek]

Good job on making a guy feel two feet tall.

[Howlin]

Do NOT fall into his trap. He has "issues" with his appearance and constantly makes denigrading remarks about himself.

You see, he was once traumatized by a shyster attorney who Pardek THOUGHT was looking at him, but the attorney was actually looking for his next donation; although the attorney WAS somewhat taller than he was, the guy literally overlooked him.....and he hasn't quite gotten over it.