Posted on 11/15/2002 1:06:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"...on election day, the Justice Department will dedicate all available resources to ensuring access and integrity at the polls through our Election Day Program. This Program was established more than a quarter of a century ago to respond to public concerns about the integrity of the election process. When the polls open, every available resource of the Department of Justice - both in Washington and in the U.S. Attorneys' districts - will be available to handle complaints, open investigations and prosecute offenses. Every office will be open. All federal investigators and prosecutors will be on call to help ensure the accessibility, honesty, and integrity of the election."
FReegards...MUD
Awwww c'mon now.
You're just saying that because of the results, aren'tcha?
Otherwise you'd assume Mudboy's POV & call me a SOB. Right?
(Gotta say that, sultan; or, we'll have to endure all manner of weeping & whining, again.) ;^)
"(You could have said something about that unfortunate late hit that almost knocked the Steelers QB into Kingdom Come.) But it is not your job to analyze and opine, only to state the honest facts."
Aye; you noticed, huh. :o)
(~So tell me? What was up with that? I'd have thought a good, ripe beer fart would've inflicted more injury to the guy. Although, I distinctly SAW the Tenn defender slam Maddox's head with his forearm so a, "clean hit," it wasn't. Let's see what the NFL has to say, eh?)
"Mudboy continuues to lose."
Couldn't help yourself, could ya?
Just had to, huh.
A little knee to the boy's groin while goin' out the door.
...*really* like aggitatin' that one, don'tcha. {g}
Loser has to vehemently defend MurryMom on the next thread she appears on, without sarcasm and without revealing the reason.
389 posted on 11/12/2002 4:55 PM EST by dead
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It's a bet...MUD
390 posted on 11/12/2002 5:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
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Please send me the link to where this wager was paid off.
De nada, mi amigo y let's....
"John Ashcroft!!"
(To be sung to Waylon Jennings' "Amanda")
I've held it all in, Lord...God knows I've tried...
But it's an awful awakening in a patriot's life...
To know of Left's tyranny and Slick's shameless lies...
We put "OUR GUYS" in Justice, then they IGNORE Clinton's CRIMES...
John Ashcroft, please do what's Right!!
Fate...it SHALL force YOU to INDICT Left's Blight!!
John Ashcroft, Fight The Good Fight!!
Patriots will help you when you do what's Right!!
That's what's special 'bout FReepers, folks, we understand...
The pleasures of fightin' Slick's BigMoneyMan.
T-Mac screwed o'er the Teamsters...his crimes are OBSCENE.
Now Ashcroft's in Power, Fer Justice We FReep!!
John Ashcroft, Pride of the Right...
RATS, they may hate you, but they'll learn our Might!!
John Ashcroft, Slick we'll INDICT...
Fate shall then make Bill his Cell-Buddy's "wife"!!
Mudboy Slim
Let's boogie!!
Time to pick it up a notch, folks, we've got to get the word out about McAuliffe before the Statute Of Limitations runs out with respect to his TeamsterGate Involvement. For those of you new to FreeRepublic, what we call this is "e-FReepin'", wherein we inundate as many sources as possible with information about an issue we care deeply about. In this case, the issue that many of us care deeply about is "JUSTICE!!" Thank you and I hope you will enjoy your stay on our thread.
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 08/27/2001 01:25:35 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@the.Mudcave!!)
Sun-tzu said:
"Generally in warfare, keeping a nation intact is best, destroying a nation second best; keeping an army intact is best, destroying an army second best; keeping a battalion intact is best, destroying a battalion second best; keeping a company intact is best, destroying a company second best; keeping a squad intact is best, destroying a squad second best.
"Therefore, to gain a hundred victories in a hundred battles is not the highest excellence; to subjugate the enemy's army without doing battle is the highest of excellence.
"Therefore, the best warfare strategy is to attack the enemy's plans, next is to attack alliances, next is to attack the army, and the worst is to attack a walled city. Laying siege to a city is only done when other options are not available."
FReegards...MUD
Sounds good to me. Unfortunately the RATS scream "intimidation" when any effort is made to ensure that there is no voter fraud.
SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight...
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...
It would be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!
Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
Left's all Wrong, but we're alRight!!
The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and we'll win the Fight!!
Lib'rals best git usedta LOSIN'!!
Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)
Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
SlickWillieFOOLS, tell Slick "Good-Bye!!"
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!
Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Left don't like RAPE!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, RATS don't like RAPE!!
Mudboy Slim
The RATS have been screamin' so friggin' long, me and most of the rest of America is tone-deaf to their feckless whinin'...We Shall Enforce Election Law and the RATS'll just haveta win WITHOUT cheating from now on!!
FReegards...MUD
I voted fer Big Al the BamaElephant (GOP's Year of the Elephant, don'tcha know?!!)...MUD
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they notice someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer.
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
****Women: Stop reading here, that is the end of the joke for you.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point:
Women never listen either. You were told to stop scrolling!!
Well, not the funniest joke, but the coffee's just starting to kick in and I laughed...MUD
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