Big Al got my vote. And it looks like Sultan's cast more than a few votes for the Nittany Lion as it's way out front with 33% of the vote.
No offense Sultan, but the Nittany Lion looks like a bear.
I voted fer Big Al the BamaElephant (GOP's Year of the Elephant, don'tcha know?!!)...MUD
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they notice someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
****Women: Stop reading here, that is the end of the joke for you.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point:
Women never listen either. You were told to stop scrolling!!
Well, not the funniest joke, but the coffee's just starting to kick in and I laughed...MUD
Yes, the 'Bama elephant is cool, but Alabama is on probation so I voted for what will probably be the winner.
Big Al got my vote. And it looks like Sultan's cast more than a few votes for the Nittany Lion as it's way out front with 33% of the vote.
No offense Sultan, but the Nittany Lion looks like a bear.
free dixie,sw