Dear Senator D@ssh*le:
--"Measure" the fact that you have not been nuked, shot sleeping in your bed, or blown up in your car in the last 14 months.
--"Measure" the fact that you and your soreloserman colleagues have not been nuked or blow up either.
--"Measure" the fact that the Capitol building, the White House and the Pentagon are still standing,etc.,etc.
--"Measure" the fact that in spite of the anthrax letters a year ago, you have not yet been killed by anthrax.
And when you're done "measuring" these things, go back and "measure" the votes from November fifth, you worthless, whiney pile of DOG SH*T!!!
By the way, Senator D@ssh*le,there is no ruler small enough to measure your microscopic d*ck (that is, if you actually have one.)
BTW Ditto!
--"Measure" the fact that you have not been nuked, shot sleeping in your bed, or blown up in your car in the last 14 months.
--"Measure" the fact that you and your soreloserman colleagues have not been nuked or blow up either.
--"Measure" the fact that the Capitol building, the White House and the Pentagon are still standing,etc.,etc.
--"Measure" the fact that in spite of the anthrax letters a year ago, you have not yet been killed by anthrax.
And when you're done "measuring" these things, go back and "measure" the votes from November fifth
That was pretty good. You should send this to Daschle's home town paper: Aberdeen American News