Ads seek to turn buying a car into moral question (Enviral Blasphemy)

Naples Daily News (via AP) ^ | 11-14-02 | EMERY P. DALESIO

[VOA]

"What Would Jesus Drive?"

He'd walk or ride a donkey.

As far as I can remember from all my Bible classes, he apparently didn't drive/buy
a fancy racing chariot or even a wagon.

Seriously, if he came back to do another mission, he'd probably live/preach in a major
metro area, ride public transit, and be smart enough to stay away from the Department of
Motor Vehicles, insurance salemen and auto dealers.

That would be the smart thing to do if he only had the usual three short years
to do the work.

[HiTech RedNeck]

I guess he was. 2 Timothy 4:7... "I have finished the race"

[freebilly]

Excellent! Quite the race, too...!

[whipitgood]

AMEN!
Especially the DMV part.

[homeschool mama]

Well, I'm a Christian and drive a Tahoe...but would prefer to drive a Suburban for the size and load capacity. :oD My first choice would be a Sherman Tank though. LOL

[homeschool mama]

Wahoooo bump!

[homeschool mama]

** I'm still stuck in the mini-van era. **

Hmmm...I was stuck there for a number of years too. I've been delivered though...and now drive a Tahoe. :o)

[VOA]

Actually, I wasn't being true to the spirit of the Jesus's visitation.

If he stayed consistent, he'd be eating and talking with DMV workers, car insurance
salespersons and car salespeople.
Like the tax collectors of his time, these are some of the most despised people...
and Jesus would try to get inside their heads.

If that's now a sign of divinity, I don't know what is.
(and I honestly would consider it POSSIBLE sign of mental pathology for non-divine
folks who would attempt the same mission).

[rdb3]

The problem with asking "What would Jesus Do" is that we simply don't know. The culture that He lived in was so very different from our own.

I agree from the standpoint of methodology. But you just said more than you think you did. We can take this example and apply it to tons of subjects that would be accurate as well.

No mercy.
Coming soon: Tha SYNDICATE.
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[stainlessbanner]

"And this is the number of them: thirty Chargers of gold, a thousand Chargers of silver...."

....And one hummer orange Charger for Bo & Luke.

[gnarledmaw]

According to Jay Leno last night...

What would Jesus drive? Well, lets see, a young single guy living in a rural area and working as a carpenter...I guess he'd drive a big truck.

[whipitgood]

Sounds like you know the real Jesus.

[Darnright]

"The last line is really just common sense, but it doesn't imply you will not buy a SUV. What does "meet your needs" imply:"

You forgot one primary need - the need of people who live in areas of the country that get snow to have a vehicle that is more able than a rear wheel or front wheel vehicle to maneuver on snowy streets.

We live up a private, gravel road (emphasis on the "up") which stays snowy long after the main roads are clear. Therefore, we have a "need" for our Ford Explorer (our 6 cylinder gets 20mpg on the highway, so getoveritalready).

I get very tired of busybodies telling other people what they "need" or "don't need", when it comes to automobiles. Using Jesus to do so is beyond the pale.

[Mr170IQ]

I can't believe no one has posted this yet, so I'll do it.

From "The Simpsons" Season 3, episode 6, "Like father, like Klown", with Jackie Mason as Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky:

Man 2: Rabbi, should I buy a Chrysler?
Rabbi K: Eh, couldn't you rephrase that as a, as an ethical question?
Man 2: Um... Is it right to buy a Chrysler?
Rabbi K: Oh, yes! [chuckles] For great is the car with power steering and dynaflow suspension!

[ocean]

I see Jesus and his posse on Harleys.

[Darksheare]

Hmmm.. A Humvee then meets my needs.
*grin*

[Thinkin' Gal]

[Thinkin' Gal]

What would Jesus drive?

the moneychangers out of the temple

[CyberAnt]

I'm sorry, but Jesus is not an environmental whacko.

Besides, Jesus knows the world is going to burn up ... why would he care what people drive.

[fly_so_free]

ROFLMAO I should have known better than to check in to Free Republic late at night, I was just going to go to sleep. Now, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I just woke people up in my house. This is one of the funniest threads I've seen. There should be some kind of Hall of Fame on Free Republic for humorous threads. Goodnight and thanks for the laughs, all.