Caption Michael Jackson

yahoo / ap ^ | 11.13.02

[Bars4Bill]

Wed Nov 13, 6:04 PM ET Michael Jackson testifies in Santa Barbara County Superior Court, Wednesday, Nov 13, 2002 in Santa Maria, Calif. Jackson took the witness stand Wednesday in a $21 million lawsuit by Avram, his longtime promoter, that accuses the singer of backing out of two millennium concerts. (AP Photo/Spencer Weiner, pool)

[Paul Atreides]

Keep going Michael, you're not far away from your goal...

[Bars4Bill]

Having any second thoughts about that?

[12.7x99mm]

it came out of its SUV limo deal with a surgical mask on. I can see why. Jeeeez what a freak.

This thing should stay out of the view of the public

[12.7x99mm]

thanks for having that pic of hitlery when I came back. Thats nice, Just Great, Im leaving this thread, I feel ill.

[SantosLHalper]

Jackson: I did not have sexual relations with that woman. No really I've never had sexual relations with any woman, except myself.
Lawyer: OK then. How about with a chimp, a little white boy or the Elephant Man's remains?
Jackson: What? Do I look like a freak or something? Oh, wait. Don't answer that. Um...I plead the fifth.

[A CA Guy]

I "AM" in the show CATS, how did you know that?

What makeup??

[A CA Guy]

MEOW!

[Live free or die]

"He told me he was 18!"

[Slyfox]

Hillary sighting

[Lizavetta]

How sad...he used to be a good-looking man. Now, he's a....well....hell, I just don't know.

[woofie]

The rats were so bad when I was growing up ...they ate my nose

[grammymoon]

Arrgh!

[rabidralph]

I honestly believe that any child born this century who sees those two photos side by side will never believe an adult who tells them they're pictures of the same person.

[brewcrew]

Good God, I knew I'd regret even looking at this thread.

Why do I do this to myself?

[cardinal4]

Okay, I'm having second thoughts!

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

I'm a freak with a bad wig, very bad nose and a monkey face. (My apologies to all monkeys)

First thing that popped into my mind was "scene from Planet of the Apes.?"

[ladyinred]

My first reaction when I saw this was that it was Roddy McDowell, or whomever, from The Planet of the Apes. I don't mean this in any racial way, I just am struck by the resemblance! Must be the hair.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

And you know, his sister is starting to like like him (as he looks today). Is that weird or what?

[Redcloak]

Is it just my imagination, or is there a new face starting to grow from the tip of his nose?

(I'm starting to think that the MIB bit wasn't a joke.)

[Rightly Biased]

Arrgghhh!!! my eyes!!! my eyes!!!