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Homer, Conservative Hero
NRO ^ | 11/8/02 | Deroy Murdock

Posted on 11/12/2002 9:04:40 AM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection

America's long, national nightmare is nearly over. After a painful, 169-day hiatus, new episodes of The Simpsons finally return to Fox TV Sundays at 8:00 P.M. Eastern.

The characters who debuted in animated shorts on The Tracey Ullman Show in April 1987 launch their 14th season on November 10. The Simpsons now ties The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet as history's longest-running comedy series.

How has it flourished so long? The Simpsons's knack for making viewers laugh out loud is obvious. However, among its secret ingredients, intellectual rigor is key. The uninitiated still assume The Simpsons is a children's cartoon show. In reality, it is both incredibly adult and, I sincerely believe, television's single most intelligent offering today.

The program's brilliant writers are steeped in history, literature, science and philosophy. Episodes refer to Random House cofounder Bennet Cerf, the Van Allen Belt, the 1920s Teapot Dome scandal, hyperbolic topology and the posting of Martin Luther's "95 Theses" on a German church door in 1517. After residents loot stores during a blackout, Otto, the local school bus driver, sneaks past the Simpsons's house carrying Pablo Picasso's chaotic masterpiece, Guernica.

The show works as well because the Simpsons — despite their foibles — deep down, truly love each other. They inhabit a tightly knit community of generally endearing neighbors who, somehow, all get along.

But Springfield is no sentimental River City. The Simpsons scores because its social commentary bites like a sarcastic cobra.

A local parade's salute to American Indian culture includes a huge model of the Cleveland Indians' controversial, grinning mascot. "Interesting side note on this float," says a broadcaster covering the procession. "The papier-mâché is composed entirely of broken treaties."

"Order! Order!" school principal Seymour Skinner tells fidgety students at a Model United Nations meeting. "Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you want to squabble and waste time?"

After being evacuated, Saigon-style, from the roof of the U.S. embassy in Australia, Homer Simpson asks if they will land on an aircraft carrier. "No, Sir," the helicopter pilot replies. "The closest vessel is the U.S.S. Walter Mondale. It's a laundry ship."

Conservatives and libertarians should appreciate The Simpsons for regularly showcasing much that they hold dear.

"There's no ideological requirement to work here," executive producer Al Jean says by phone. Though free marketeers and liberals write the show, Jean says they agree on this: "We mistrust authorities and people who try to hold people down. We believe more in individuals and families."

The Simpsons are a nuclear family led by an atomic power-plant engineer and a stay-at-home mom. They regularly attend church and occasionally seek spiritual advice from their minister, Reverend Timothy Lovejoy. Marge Simpson even homeschools Bart when he is expelled for misbehavior.

Springfield's mayor is "Diamond Joe" Quimby, a corrupt opportunist whose voice echoes that of Ted Kennedy. When citizens approve casino gambling, he expresses his ambition to "grow fat off kickbacks and slush funds."

Springfield's government elementary school is lampooned mercilessly. As she hands students an exam, teacher Edna Krabappel tells them: "The worse you do on this standardized test, the more money the school gets, so don't knock yourselves out." While Lisa Simpson is sharp, many others learn nearly nothing. "Me fail English?" asks little Ralph Wiggum. "That's unpossible."

Trial lawyers endure severe ridicule. When Homer remains hungry after devouring everything at an all-you-can-eat restaurant, he takes the establishment to court. Accepting the case, Lionel Hutz — an attorney at I Can't Believe It's a Law Firm — tells Homer, "this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, The NeverEnding Story."

Even the EPA gets skewered. The Simpsons must nurture an endangered "screamapillar" that wanders into their koi pond. After Homer accidentally injures it, he is prosecuted under the federal Reversal of Freedoms Act of 1994. The loud, rare caterpillar sits in court, wearing a neck brace, as Homer is convicted of "attempted insecticide and aggravated buggery."

The Simpsons also clairvoyantly predicts the news. After doctors prescribe Bart a new drug called Focusyn for his attention deficit disorder, he becomes a model student. But he quickly devolves into paranoia, wrapping himself in foil and donning a metal garbage-can lid to shield himself from a surveillance satellite operated by Major League Baseball. Five months after the chuckles faded, President Clinton hosted a White House conference on over-drugging school children.

In another installment, Lisa envisions a 2010 newscast on "CNNBCBS, a division of ABC." On October 21, Walt Disney CEO Michael Eisner said of a possible merger between CNN and his ABC subsidiary, "I'd like it to happen."

Amid rivers of laughter, this show still displays such verisimilitude. How does The Simpsons remain hilarious after 14 years? As Homer J. Simpson himself once said: "It's funny because it's true."


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism
KEYWORDS: conservatism; doh; family; homersimpson
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
LOL! - keyword 'DOH'... lol
81 posted on 11/12/2002 11:50:08 AM PST by Texas_Jarhead
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To: hattend
Was that the one where they milk the dog and teach a pony to eat a weenie but it just coudn't get it to bite?

The dog was in the sex education episode. The pony was the Scott Tenorman one. That's where this older kid kept making Cartman act stupid and embarrass himself.

Until Cartman planned a chili-cookoff and fed Scott Chili made with his own parents. Absolutely the most stunning ending of a TV show I've ever seen.

"Ne ner ne ner ne ner! I made you eat your par-ents!"

SD

82 posted on 11/12/2002 11:56:06 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: Phantom Lord
The show may be rude, crude, and full of toilet humor, but it is funny, and has a strong conservative message to it. the examples are endless, but I suspect you care not to listen or learn.

To quote Cartman: "Democrats piss me off!"

83 posted on 11/12/2002 11:58:04 AM PST by JavaTheHutt
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To: uncbuck
Homer Simpson is the funniest man on TV!
He should have won an emmy.

You're too kind.

84 posted on 11/12/2002 12:00:40 PM PST by Homer_J_Simpson
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Springfield's government elementary school is lampooned mercilessly. As she hands students an exam, teacher Edna Krabappel tells them: "The worse you do on this standardized test, the more money the school gets, so don't knock yourselves out." While Lisa Simpson is sharp, many others learn nearly nothing. "Me fail English?" asks little Ralph Wiggum. "That's unpossible."

ROTFLMAO!

This reviewer nails it.

85 posted on 11/12/2002 12:04:33 PM PST by Aquinasfan
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To: Oberon
They said that big business destroyed the world-- causing the extinction of the dinosaurs. They were like the West Wing-- liberal allegory.
86 posted on 11/12/2002 12:08:47 PM PST by GraniteStateConservative
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
In reality, it is ..., I sincerely believe, television's single most intelligent offering today.

That speaks volumes about the writer and/or today's television.

87 posted on 11/12/2002 12:12:19 PM PST by newgeezer
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To: hattend; SoothingDave
FReeper review of South Park sex education episode.
88 posted on 11/12/2002 12:16:10 PM PST by Publius
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To: GraniteStateConservative
Maybe you don't understand the purpose of cartoons.

I once considered being an animator for a living. The cartoons of my youth were the classic Looney Tunes shorts with Bugs, Daffy, Elmer, Porky, and the Road Runner. They had their own brand of social commentary and pop culture references.

There has long been an animation underground similar to the comic underground that made Robert Crumb famous, but only in the post-Saturday morning Hanna-Barbera age of television has the tide turned toward subversiveness as a stated goal of cartoons on TV.

The Simpsons didn't start as particularly controversial until the merchandising success of Bart's bad attitude. The subversiveness began in earnest in 1991 with John Krucfalusi's Ren and Stimpy, and the homoerotic undertones of some shorts that led to Nickelodeon pulling the plug on the show. A year later, MTV unleashed Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-head, playing "Frog Baseball" and introducing children to pyromania and attitudes worse than Bart's. And now, South Park's depravity knows no depths, regardless of the political views of its creators.

I don't know what you think "the purpose of cartoons" is, but based on your Freeper profile (revealing that you were in college in the mid-nineties), I would suggest your assessment is based too much on current trends.

89 posted on 11/12/2002 12:26:40 PM PST by L.N. Smithee
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To: hattend
Was that the one where they milk the dog and teach a pony to eat a weenie but it just coudn't get it to bite?

No, that was the one where they masturbated a dog to ejaculation in someone's face and tried to train a pony to bite off a child's penis.

90 posted on 11/12/2002 12:29:41 PM PST by L.N. Smithee
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To: L.N. Smithee
A year later, MTV unleashed Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-head, playing "Frog Baseball" and introducing children to pyromania and attitudes worse than Bart's. And now, South Park's depravity knows no depths, regardless of the political views of its creators.

I see your problem. You think "animation" means it's automatically suited for children. That is a huge mistake.

SD

91 posted on 11/12/2002 12:29:55 PM PST by SoothingDave
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To: L.N. Smithee
The cartoons of my youth were the classic Looney Tunes shorts with Bugs, Daffy, Elmer, Porky, and the Road Runner. They had their own brand of social commentary and pop culture references.

By your logic, these "classic" cartoons introduced children to dynamite, shooting others in the face with shotguns, and the perils and joys of huge rubber bands and electromagnets.

And these were designed for children. You have a lot of explaining to do.

(And Bugs Bunny didn't have an "attitude?")

SD

92 posted on 11/12/2002 12:33:33 PM PST by SoothingDave
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To: Oberon
I rather thought [Dinosaurs] was equal-opportunity pablum, myself.

The heck it was. The only major difference between West Wing and Dinosaurs is that everyone knew that the dinosaurs weren't for real. Democrats, searching nowadays for a heroic standard-bearer, have taken to pretending that Bartlet is for real.

93 posted on 11/12/2002 12:34:20 PM PST by L.N. Smithee
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To: SoothingDave
MTV's for adults?
94 posted on 11/12/2002 12:34:54 PM PST by L.N. Smithee
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To: L.N. Smithee
Well, you're right but I didn't want to spoil it for somebody who wanted to catch it in reruns.

Oh Well, still hilarious.

95 posted on 11/12/2002 12:37:13 PM PST by hattend
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To: 2banana
The correct (and also my favorite) version is this:
Granpa starts receiving checks for cartoon episodes written by Lisa and Bart.
[context: Clintoon had just won the election.]
Lisa asks him: "Why do you think you started getting those checks?"
Grampa: "I thought it was because the democrats were back in power"

96 posted on 11/12/2002 12:38:19 PM PST by Mr. K
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To: L.N. Smithee
MTV's for adults?

It is for those old enough to realize there are implications to playing with lighters. Which was the bad rap Beavis and Butthead got, cause some "parent" let her 7 year old watch them and he caught their trailer on fire.

I distinguish between children who are naive and impressionable versus those who have attained an age of reason, somewhat.

SD

97 posted on 11/12/2002 12:38:28 PM PST by SoothingDave
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
One of my favorite lines was from "Sideshow Bob Roberts" (when Sideshow Bob was running for mayor of Springfield). He tells Bart and Lisa that they had better stay out of his way because "no children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it." Hey, I can laugh at myself!
98 posted on 11/12/2002 12:42:30 PM PST by Future Snake Eater
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To: dead
I believe you are right.
99 posted on 11/12/2002 12:43:14 PM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: strider44
Nah, the best SP episode had to be the recount episode! They produce the episodes so fast that it was incredibly current! Ike's kindergarden class election for president turns into an endless recount, with Rosie O even showing up to stick her nose in the mess... it was right in Dec or Early Jan it was the best as far as timing and satire as an animated series has ever gotten IMHO.
100 posted on 11/12/2002 12:47:22 PM PST by HamiltonJay
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