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Homer, Conservative Hero
NRO ^ | 11/8/02 | Deroy Murdock

Posted on 11/12/2002 9:04:40 AM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection

America's long, national nightmare is nearly over. After a painful, 169-day hiatus, new episodes of The Simpsons finally return to Fox TV Sundays at 8:00 P.M. Eastern.

The characters who debuted in animated shorts on The Tracey Ullman Show in April 1987 launch their 14th season on November 10. The Simpsons now ties The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet as history's longest-running comedy series.

How has it flourished so long? The Simpsons's knack for making viewers laugh out loud is obvious. However, among its secret ingredients, intellectual rigor is key. The uninitiated still assume The Simpsons is a children's cartoon show. In reality, it is both incredibly adult and, I sincerely believe, television's single most intelligent offering today.

The program's brilliant writers are steeped in history, literature, science and philosophy. Episodes refer to Random House cofounder Bennet Cerf, the Van Allen Belt, the 1920s Teapot Dome scandal, hyperbolic topology and the posting of Martin Luther's "95 Theses" on a German church door in 1517. After residents loot stores during a blackout, Otto, the local school bus driver, sneaks past the Simpsons's house carrying Pablo Picasso's chaotic masterpiece, Guernica.

The show works as well because the Simpsons — despite their foibles — deep down, truly love each other. They inhabit a tightly knit community of generally endearing neighbors who, somehow, all get along.

But Springfield is no sentimental River City. The Simpsons scores because its social commentary bites like a sarcastic cobra.

A local parade's salute to American Indian culture includes a huge model of the Cleveland Indians' controversial, grinning mascot. "Interesting side note on this float," says a broadcaster covering the procession. "The papier-mâché is composed entirely of broken treaties."

"Order! Order!" school principal Seymour Skinner tells fidgety students at a Model United Nations meeting. "Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you want to squabble and waste time?"

After being evacuated, Saigon-style, from the roof of the U.S. embassy in Australia, Homer Simpson asks if they will land on an aircraft carrier. "No, Sir," the helicopter pilot replies. "The closest vessel is the U.S.S. Walter Mondale. It's a laundry ship."

Conservatives and libertarians should appreciate The Simpsons for regularly showcasing much that they hold dear.

"There's no ideological requirement to work here," executive producer Al Jean says by phone. Though free marketeers and liberals write the show, Jean says they agree on this: "We mistrust authorities and people who try to hold people down. We believe more in individuals and families."

The Simpsons are a nuclear family led by an atomic power-plant engineer and a stay-at-home mom. They regularly attend church and occasionally seek spiritual advice from their minister, Reverend Timothy Lovejoy. Marge Simpson even homeschools Bart when he is expelled for misbehavior.

Springfield's mayor is "Diamond Joe" Quimby, a corrupt opportunist whose voice echoes that of Ted Kennedy. When citizens approve casino gambling, he expresses his ambition to "grow fat off kickbacks and slush funds."

Springfield's government elementary school is lampooned mercilessly. As she hands students an exam, teacher Edna Krabappel tells them: "The worse you do on this standardized test, the more money the school gets, so don't knock yourselves out." While Lisa Simpson is sharp, many others learn nearly nothing. "Me fail English?" asks little Ralph Wiggum. "That's unpossible."

Trial lawyers endure severe ridicule. When Homer remains hungry after devouring everything at an all-you-can-eat restaurant, he takes the establishment to court. Accepting the case, Lionel Hutz — an attorney at I Can't Believe It's a Law Firm — tells Homer, "this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, The NeverEnding Story."

Even the EPA gets skewered. The Simpsons must nurture an endangered "screamapillar" that wanders into their koi pond. After Homer accidentally injures it, he is prosecuted under the federal Reversal of Freedoms Act of 1994. The loud, rare caterpillar sits in court, wearing a neck brace, as Homer is convicted of "attempted insecticide and aggravated buggery."

The Simpsons also clairvoyantly predicts the news. After doctors prescribe Bart a new drug called Focusyn for his attention deficit disorder, he becomes a model student. But he quickly devolves into paranoia, wrapping himself in foil and donning a metal garbage-can lid to shield himself from a surveillance satellite operated by Major League Baseball. Five months after the chuckles faded, President Clinton hosted a White House conference on over-drugging school children.

In another installment, Lisa envisions a 2010 newscast on "CNNBCBS, a division of ABC." On October 21, Walt Disney CEO Michael Eisner said of a possible merger between CNN and his ABC subsidiary, "I'd like it to happen."

Amid rivers of laughter, this show still displays such verisimilitude. How does The Simpsons remain hilarious after 14 years? As Homer J. Simpson himself once said: "It's funny because it's true."


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism
KEYWORDS: conservatism; doh; family; homersimpson
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To: Colosis
Lisa: "Oh Dad, I don't know why I even bother. You'll never understand".

Homer: "Lisa, just becuase I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand".

21 posted on 11/12/2002 9:58:52 AM PST by Wolfie
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To: Apple Pan Dowdy
Somebody had to do it!

Homer: "Mmmmm....conservativism."

22 posted on 11/12/2002 9:59:44 AM PST by SerpentDove
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
They propped up the second amendment in hte halloween episode. Billy the kid, Butch Cassidy and Kaiser Wilhelm come back from the dead after Lisa organizes a gun buyback that everyone participates in. The zombie criminals were the only ones with guns. Homer had to go back in time to warn everyone and stop the buyback. Then he reappears from even further in the future to say that guns really are bad and is promptly shot dead by Moe.
23 posted on 11/12/2002 10:02:21 AM PST by ruppertdog
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
My favorite:

Grandpa to Homer: I just keep getting all these checks from the government.

Homer: Didn't you think that was kinda strange

Grandpa: Well, we do have a democrat in the White House.
24 posted on 11/12/2002 10:03:01 AM PST by 2banana
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
When Homer remains hungry after devouring everything at an all-you-can-eat restaurant, he takes the establishment to court.

Sounds like an open-and-shut case -- they clearly and explicilty offered to feed him all he could eat, and didn't do so. ;-)

25 posted on 11/12/2002 10:03:48 AM PST by steve-b
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To: Mid-MI Student
The Janet Reno Easter Bunny episode was written on Sunday and put together, produced, and aired on Wednesday!

Thats fast.

And how was your chocolate milk mix?

26 posted on 11/12/2002 10:07:00 AM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: Darth Reagan
Excellent Bump
27 posted on 11/12/2002 10:07:20 AM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection; Darth Reagan
My favorite NRO article on the Simpson's is by Johah Goldberg...

Homer Never Nods

28 posted on 11/12/2002 10:10:15 AM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
I love to use this pic here on Free Republic!
29 posted on 11/12/2002 10:12:11 AM PST by CyberCowboy777
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To: Phantom Lord
And how was your chocolate milk mix?

I have no idea what you mean...

And the Simpsons can't do everything, since South Park can now do it faster. Have the Simpsons ever talked about September 11th? Or anything relevent in the last year, like missing children or the Catholic Church issues?

30 posted on 11/12/2002 10:14:31 AM PST by Mid-MI Student
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To: Mid-MI Student
Matt and Trey are anarcho-capitalists NOT conservatives. There's very little in their shows which conservatives can appreciate from Chef's Clintonesque serial philandering to a gay teacher who talks with his puppet Mr. Hat to frequent and gleeful blasphemy like Jesus hosting a talk show or singing in Christmas songs with Santa Clause.



31 posted on 11/12/2002 10:15:34 AM PST by Ipberg
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
What other show on prime time has a husband and wife repeatedly getting tempted to cheat, yet repeatedly refusing to do so. Homer with Mindy and Lurleen Lumpkin (and others I can't recall), and Marge with millionaire Arnie Ziff and Pierre the bowling instructor. Name ONE other prime time show that shows that kind of loyalty, honor, and devotion in the face of overwhelming temptation (Mindy was PERFECT for Homer, and a cartoon hottie to boot, LOL).
32 posted on 11/12/2002 10:16:44 AM PST by Teacher317
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
. . . Homer Simpson . . .

Correction. That's "H Diddy . . .

. . . and his Murder Ho'!"

33 posted on 11/12/2002 10:20:51 AM PST by Zionist Conspirator
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To: Phantom Lord
Homer: “To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
34 posted on 11/12/2002 10:21:46 AM PST by Revolting cat!
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To: Ipberg
You have no idea what you are talking about. First off, they are libertarians/conservatives.

Jesus has his own public access show because they are pointing out that today, Jesus is ignored and his message is not getting out so he has had to resort to public access TV. Did you see the episode where Jesus defeated Satan in a boxing match? Did you get the point of the story they told?

I guess you havent seen the episodes where they blast the Clinton administration over Waco, Elian Gonzoalez (sp?), the Flordia Recount Fiasco, or the episode where they affirmed the right of the Boy Scouts to determine who can and can not be a member or troop leader.

Did you happen to catch their "Pro-Life" episode where RU486 is attacked? Or the episodes where the abortion clinic has a sign on it "Unplanned Parenthood"? Or Cartman's demanding the abortion clinic "suck this soul out of me" causing a women who came to get an abortion to leave and keep the baby?

The show may be rude, crude, and full of toilet humor, but it is funny, and has a strong conservative message to it. the examples are endless, but I suspect you care not to listen or learn.

35 posted on 11/12/2002 10:23:29 AM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: Mid-MI Student
You didnt see Wednesdays South Park did you? If you did, you would understand the chocolate milk question.

The Simpson's, unlike South Park take many many months to produce an episode and do not have the ability to change on the fly like South Park.

36 posted on 11/12/2002 10:24:43 AM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: Teacher317
The Simpsons is written by Harvard Lampoon-types and while they sometimes go after liberal sacred cows, they spend more time bashing conservatives. They obviously despise Christians. I can remember blatant slams on Rush Limbaugh and the NRA. Greedy Mr. Burns and criminal Sideshow Bob are shown to be Republicans. Lisa spouts constant liberal-utopian drivel, although she is sometimes mocked for it. It's a smart show, but it reflects the biases of elites raised on a steady diet of Ivy League leftism.
37 posted on 11/12/2002 10:26:13 AM PST by Callahan
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To: Blood of Tyrants
Homer is hardly an engineer.

Sure he is, he once drove the Springfield Monorail. Seriously, I haven't been able to watch seen my boy is now of the understanding age.

38 posted on 11/12/2002 10:26:36 AM PST by stevio
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To: Callahan
I have seen every episode of the Simpson's and have virtually all of them on tape. I would say that the mix between bashing the right and the left is as close to 50/50 as you will find on all of network television.
39 posted on 11/12/2002 10:27:30 AM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: Phantom Lord
Dispite my current name, I am actually studying in the UK for a semester. And noone watches South Park here, mostly because they don't get the show.

I have meet one person who enjoys it in the UK, and he is from Debai.
40 posted on 11/12/2002 10:30:59 AM PST by Mid-MI Student
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