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Homer, Conservative Hero
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| 11/8/02
| Deroy Murdock
Posted on 11/12/2002 9:04:40 AM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection
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To: Colosis
Lisa: "Oh Dad, I don't know why I even bother. You'll never understand".
Homer: "Lisa, just becuase I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand".
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posted on
11/12/2002 9:58:52 AM PST
by
Wolfie
To: Apple Pan Dowdy
Somebody had to do it!
Homer: "Mmmmm....conservativism."
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
They propped up the second amendment in hte halloween episode. Billy the kid, Butch Cassidy and Kaiser Wilhelm come back from the dead after Lisa organizes a gun buyback that everyone participates in. The zombie criminals were the only ones with guns. Homer had to go back in time to warn everyone and stop the buyback. Then he reappears from even further in the future to say that guns really are bad and is promptly shot dead by Moe.
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
My favorite:
Grandpa to Homer: I just keep getting all these checks from the government.
Homer: Didn't you think that was kinda strange
Grandpa: Well, we do have a democrat in the White House.
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posted on
11/12/2002 10:03:01 AM PST
by
2banana
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
When Homer remains hungry after devouring everything at an all-you-can-eat restaurant, he takes the establishment to court. Sounds like an open-and-shut case -- they clearly and explicilty offered to feed him all he could eat, and didn't do so. ;-)
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posted on
11/12/2002 10:03:48 AM PST
by
steve-b
To: Mid-MI Student
The Janet Reno Easter Bunny episode was written on Sunday and put together, produced, and aired on Wednesday!
Thats fast.
And how was your chocolate milk mix?
To: Darth Reagan
Excellent Bump
To: Tumbleweed_Connection; Darth Reagan
My favorite NRO article on the Simpson's is by Johah Goldberg...
Homer Never Nods
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
I love to use this pic here on Free Republic!
To: Phantom Lord
And how was your chocolate milk mix?I have no idea what you mean...
And the Simpsons can't do everything, since South Park can now do it faster. Have the Simpsons ever talked about September 11th? Or anything relevent in the last year, like missing children or the Catholic Church issues?
To: Mid-MI Student
Matt and Trey are anarcho-capitalists NOT conservatives. There's very little in their shows which conservatives can appreciate from Chef's Clintonesque serial philandering to a gay teacher who talks with his puppet Mr. Hat to frequent and gleeful blasphemy like Jesus hosting a talk show or singing in Christmas songs with Santa Clause.
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posted on
11/12/2002 10:15:34 AM PST
by
Ipberg
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
What other show on prime time has a husband and wife repeatedly getting tempted to cheat, yet repeatedly refusing to do so. Homer with Mindy and Lurleen Lumpkin (and others I can't recall), and Marge with millionaire Arnie Ziff and Pierre the bowling instructor. Name ONE other prime time show that shows that kind of loyalty, honor, and devotion in the face of overwhelming temptation (Mindy was PERFECT for Homer, and a cartoon hottie to boot, LOL).
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
. . . Homer Simpson . . . Correction. That's "H Diddy . . .
. . . and his Murder Ho'!"
To: Phantom Lord
Homer: To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.
To: Ipberg
You have no idea what you are talking about. First off, they are libertarians/conservatives.
Jesus has his own public access show because they are pointing out that today, Jesus is ignored and his message is not getting out so he has had to resort to public access TV. Did you see the episode where Jesus defeated Satan in a boxing match? Did you get the point of the story they told?
I guess you havent seen the episodes where they blast the Clinton administration over Waco, Elian Gonzoalez (sp?), the Flordia Recount Fiasco, or the episode where they affirmed the right of the Boy Scouts to determine who can and can not be a member or troop leader.
Did you happen to catch their "Pro-Life" episode where RU486 is attacked? Or the episodes where the abortion clinic has a sign on it "Unplanned Parenthood"? Or Cartman's demanding the abortion clinic "suck this soul out of me" causing a women who came to get an abortion to leave and keep the baby?
The show may be rude, crude, and full of toilet humor, but it is funny, and has a strong conservative message to it. the examples are endless, but I suspect you care not to listen or learn.
To: Mid-MI Student
You didnt see Wednesdays South Park did you? If you did, you would understand the chocolate milk question.
The Simpson's, unlike South Park take many many months to produce an episode and do not have the ability to change on the fly like South Park.
To: Teacher317
The Simpsons is written by Harvard Lampoon-types and while they sometimes go after liberal sacred cows, they spend more time bashing conservatives. They obviously despise Christians. I can remember blatant slams on Rush Limbaugh and the NRA. Greedy Mr. Burns and criminal Sideshow Bob are shown to be Republicans. Lisa spouts constant liberal-utopian drivel, although she is sometimes mocked for it. It's a smart show, but it reflects the biases of elites raised on a steady diet of Ivy League leftism.
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posted on
11/12/2002 10:26:13 AM PST
by
Callahan
To: Blood of Tyrants
Homer is hardly an engineer. Sure he is, he once drove the Springfield Monorail. Seriously, I haven't been able to watch seen my boy is now of the understanding age.
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posted on
11/12/2002 10:26:36 AM PST
by
stevio
To: Callahan
I have seen every episode of the Simpson's and have virtually all of them on tape. I would say that the mix between bashing the right and the left is as close to 50/50 as you will find on all of network television.
To: Phantom Lord
Dispite my current name, I am actually studying in the UK for a semester. And noone watches South Park here, mostly because they don't get the show.
I have meet one person who enjoys it in the UK, and he is from Debai.
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