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Empty victory for a hollow man How Norm Coleman sold his soul for a Senate seat.
Salon.com ^ | Nov. 7, 2002 | By Garrison Keillor

Posted on 11/08/2002 5:13:50 PM PST by AlwaysLurking

Empty victory for a hollow man How Norm Coleman sold his soul for a Senate seat.

http://www.salon.com/politics/feature/2002/11/07/minnesota/index_np.html By Garrison Keillor

Nov. 7, 2002 | Norm Coleman won Minnesota because he was well-financed and well-packaged. Norm is a slick retail campaigner, the grabbiest and touchingest and feelingest politician in Minnesota history, a hugger and baby-kisser, and he's a genuine boomer candidate who reinvents himself at will. The guy is a Brooklyn boy who became a left-wing student radical at Hofstra University with hair down to his shoulders, organized antiwar marches, said vile things about Richard Nixon, etc. Then he came west, went to law school, changed his look, went to work in the attorney general's office in Minnesota. Was elected mayor of St. Paul as a moderate Democrat, then swung comfortably over to the Republican side. There was no dazzling light on the road to Damascus, no soul-searching: Norm switched parties as you'd change sport coats.

Norm is glib. I once organized a dinner at the Minnesota Club to celebrate F. Scott Fitzgerald's birthday and Norm came, at the suggestion of his office, and spoke, at some length and with quite some fervor, about how much Fitzgerald means to all of us in St. Paul, and it was soon clear to anyone who has ever graded 9th grade book reports that the mayor had never read Fitzgerald. Nonetheless, he spoke at great length, with great feeling. Last month, when Bush came to sprinkle water on his campaign, Norm introduced him by saying, "God bless America is a prayer, and I believe that this man is God's answer to that prayer." Same guy.

(Jesse Ventura, of course, wouldn't have been caught dead blathering at an F. Scott Fitzgerald dinner about how proud we are of the Great Whoever-He-Was and his vision and his dream blah-blah-blah, and that was the refreshing thing about Jesse. The sort of unctuous hooey that comes naturally and easily to Norm Coleman Jesse would be ashamed to utter in public. Give the man his due. He spoke English. He didn't open his mouth and emit soap bubbles. He was no suck up. He had more dignity than to kiss the president's shoe.)

Norm got a free ride from the press. St. Paul is a small town and anybody who hangs around the St. Paul Grill knows about Norm's habits. Everyone knows that his family situation is, shall we say, very interesting, but nobody bothered to ask about it, least of all the religious people in the Republican Party. They made their peace with hypocrisy long ago. So this false knight made his way as an all-purpose feel-good candidate, standing for vaguely Republican values, supporting the president.

He was 9 points down to Wellstone when the senator's plane went down. But the tide was swinging toward the president in those last 10 days. And Norm rode the tide. Mondale took a little while to get a campaign going. And Norm finessed Wellstone's death beautifully. The Democrats stood up in raw grief and yelled and shook their fists and offended people. Norm played his violin. He sorrowed well in public, he was expertly nuanced. The mostly negative campaign he ran against Wellstone was forgotten immediately. He backpedalled in the one debate, cruised home a victor. It was a dreadful low moment for the Minnesota voters. To choose Coleman over Walter Mondale is one of those dumb low-rent mistakes, like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich. But I don't envy someone who's sold his soul. He's condemned to a life of small arrangements. There will be no passion, no joy, no heroism, for him. He is a hollow man. The next six years are not going to be kind to Norm.

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About the writer Garrison Keillor is the creator and host of the nationally syndicated radio show "A Prairie Home Companion," broadcast on more than 500 public radio stations nationwide. For more columns by Keillor, visit his column archive.


TOPICS: Editorial; Politics/Elections; US: Minnesota
KEYWORDS: coleman; keillor; minnesota; salon; senate
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To: CARepubGal
You know that guy who could never get beyond NPR. Mr. Nice guy. I never realised he wrote this article. Quite mean for
the prairie home companion boy. Scratch the surface of a compassionate liberal and what do you get?
161 posted on 11/08/2002 8:39:02 PM PST by ChiMark
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To: Timesink
Do you suppose he and michael moore might ever collaborate on a project, You something about a serial killer bowling in lake woeisme.
162 posted on 11/08/2002 8:39:55 PM PST by dts32041
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To: TexanToTheCore
You are right in spades. His APHC is listened to by a lot of family values types, yet he consistently mocks them, especially in his googy column in (holds nose) Salon.

Which is why the family values types need to be alerted as to just what sort of human being they're supporting through their listenership. The more electronically-connected Christians on FR ought to take that article and see to it that it makes the rounds of all the religion-based forums and mailing lists out there. (And make sure you forward a copy, not just a link; we don't need to give Salon the hits.) NPR is as ratings-hungry as any other network; if his show's numbers start to dive, he'll get tossed out like the trash he is.

163 posted on 11/08/2002 8:50:58 PM PST by Timesink
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To: AlwaysLurking
The same people that celebrate Jumping Jim Jeffords for his party switch deride Norm Coleman. He did not switch his party after he was elected like Benedict Jeffords did. What hypocrites!

As a transplanted Brooklyn Republican Jew myself, I love Norm Coleman!!!!

164 posted on 11/08/2002 8:55:34 PM PST by SoCar
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To: ChiMark
Funny, my liberal friends have that Jeckyll and Hyde thing (with apologies to the great Senator Hyde) happen. The dark side of liberals is simply appalling: meanspirited, nasty and cruel. Rush did explain several years ago liberals are incapable of laughing at themselves.
165 posted on 11/08/2002 8:55:53 PM PST by CARepubGal
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To: tonyinv
"He's condemned to a life of small arrangements. There will be no passion, no joy, no heroism, for him. He is a hollow man. The next six years are not going to be kind to Norm."

Who knows how he will serve the people that elected him.

He knows it's not about him...it"s the people he serves!

166 posted on 11/08/2002 8:57:05 PM PST by steelie
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To: AlwaysLurking
When Baby-Killer-in-Chief Harry Blackmun died and went to his eternal fiery reward, Keillor devoted a whole PHC program to mourning and extolling him. Disgusting.
167 posted on 11/08/2002 9:00:51 PM PST by Arthur McGowan
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To: AlwaysLurking
Let the back stabbing begin. The dems don't know wwhat hit them. They are going to eat each other before long and destroy their entire party in the process.

This is why America is voting Republican. IMHO

168 posted on 11/08/2002 9:03:14 PM PST by knak
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To: weikel
I despised Wellstone's politics too, but your comment was uncalled for.
169 posted on 11/08/2002 9:03:35 PM PST by SoCar
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To: SoCar
He was part of the "progressive caucus" part of the international. Evil people go watch Dr Zhivago a couple times.
170 posted on 11/08/2002 9:06:19 PM PST by weikel
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To: laurav
Garrison Keillor has had a constant problem with identifying with liberals...even on his show. His anti-Jesse attitude was demonstrated at the first show after Jesse's winning the governors election. If you aren't liberal, you aren't on Garrison's good boy list. I used to read his books and enjoy them....I don't anymore. He needs to retire.
171 posted on 11/08/2002 9:09:01 PM PST by pepsionice
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To: AlwaysLurking
Then he came west, went to law school, changed his look...

It's known as "growing up", Garrison. Try it.

172 posted on 11/08/2002 9:14:04 PM PST by PRND21
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To: gusopol3
what did he do--come back for more money?

No, he left his Danish wife for another woman.

173 posted on 11/08/2002 9:14:41 PM PST by Timesink
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To: Congressman Billybob
I don't expect radio show hosts to make good political decisions. I don't expect my Senators to tell interesting stories and sing occasional songs.


174 posted on 11/08/2002 9:21:46 PM PST by Timesink
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To: cornelis
You are probably right that it is not a lack of understanding but a particularly devious form of mockery. Keillor spoke at my college baccalaureate. He told this story of going to a church that put the "fun" back in "fundamentalist" and how one Sunday morning the preacher prayed over him, embracing him, and he smelt liquor on the man's breath. "You haven't lived," Keillor said "until you've been prayed for by a drunken preacher."

While I'll agree that we're all fallen, preachers and everyone else, I seem to remember that Keillor actually grew up Methodist. Unless there are pockets of Methodists who put the fun back in fundamentalist and rant about fire and brimstone (and not the church soft ball league), he made the story up out of whole cloth.

175 posted on 11/08/2002 9:26:43 PM PST by laurav
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To: bybybill
What a bitter,bitter man. What`s the shot about Colemen`s home life all about?

As I understand it, the Colemans have a commuter marriage. His wife has worked in California. Apparently, working for a living and not begging for contributions to keep your business going is something that some libs can't quite understand.

Keillor is stooping to new lows now. Not that I cared about anything he had to say anyway. We got the job mostly done here in Minnesota on Tuesday -- now we need to get rid of Mark Dayton and we can really move forward.

176 posted on 11/08/2002 9:27:43 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg
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To: AlwaysLurking
OH.... now I get it.

I got all the way through that before realizing it was "the real" Garrison Keilor.

Do you suppose he gets MORE? or Less exposure on Salon.com than NPR?

And that's the news from a state longbegone....
177 posted on 11/08/2002 9:36:42 PM PST by sayfer bullets
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To: laurav
A satirist has typical enemies on both sides.
178 posted on 11/08/2002 9:47:57 PM PST by cornelis
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To: MadIvan
I think there has only been one golddigger/model/SF desperate enough for the limelight, to marry someone as hideous as GK. And after they married, didn't he sorta retire to England with his lovely bride, only to get dumped on his pointy head and return stateside with his tiny tail between his legs?

As I recall, his repatriotism marked the beginning of his unfunniness. Strange what getting dumped by an airhead does to a "great intellect".

From Will Rogers to Wayne Rogers.

179 posted on 11/08/2002 9:48:02 PM PST by Deb
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